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She/her

So tired.
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Rarity: it’s called a Truke darling. Good heavens don’t tell me you don’t know what a Truke is?

Applejack: a tru..what now?

Rarity: a Truke, it stands for truth nuke. All the ponies who are anypony are saying it. You really should start learning some fashionable language darling.
December 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Cis woman ally who wears the strap so she can frot with me.
December 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Really disappointed that smiling friends took a stance in the Wawa vs sheetz debate. Keep your politics out of my entertainment!
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
my wife keeps asking why i wont do political assassination for her like that one guy to charlie kirk for his girlfriend.
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I became a father in this dmv.
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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take a bite out of you #fnaf2
November 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Reminder to not build idols

Those who have clout are not prophets, they are people who as complex as you and capable of doing bad things.

You should be building a community you can trust rather than seeking an oracle who turns out to be low key shitty months later.
November 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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I love my girlfriend and wife 🖤🖤🖤
November 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Average tweet: illegals are transing your kids

Average skeet: why the princess and knight dating in this book is a problematic power dynamic 🧵

Average Ancient Egyptian Tablet: 𓇋𓋴 𓂋𓄿 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓋴𓅲𓈖 𓎼𓅱𓂧 𓄿𓎼𓊪 𓅱𓂋 𓉔𓋴𓏏𓋴
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Too many of you trannies (derogatory) need cis friends. Im begging you to go outside and live in your body and not your mind.
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Waiting 30 minutes for tater tots just for a drag queen to immediately drop her tip directly into it is actually hysterical. I love drag shows now.
November 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
We did 2 years ago
October 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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October 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Date idea: we buy monster high dolls and make them scissor. 🩷
October 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Carmilla save me!
October 17, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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I drove 3 hours so my wife could play a tamagorchi sexing game
October 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Weed makes you thirsty because when you smoke the fish in your stomach get hungry and eat all the water. They start thrashing around and that’s what heart palpitations are.
October 5, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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Baby, we just a couple o'chickens crossing this road together 🖤
October 3, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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There's a little shrimp in my head that keeps telling me to make my stories more cruel. I love that little guy.
September 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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How did they know???
August 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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women
August 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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August 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM