Thylacoleo Carnifex (AntiFa Wombat)
@token-wombat.bsky.social
Actually Paul B Weidler. Over-educated and underwhelmed. Part-time science groomer. Trophy* husband.
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As always, be glad you don't live in Texas.
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
As always, be glad you don't live in Texas.
Pete, that's "Senator Kelly" to you.
November 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Pete, that's "Senator Kelly" to you.
First scan I read "offending crustacean" and wondered where your cat had been.
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
First scan I read "offending crustacean" and wondered where your cat had been.
Does this include George III ?
November 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Does this include George III ?
Parish the thought.
November 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Parish the thought.
Put it on my resume.
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Put it on my resume.
The ghost of Herbert Hoover is gooning to this.
November 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The ghost of Herbert Hoover is gooning to this.
Yeah but no but yeah - (has MS in physics)
November 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Yeah but no but yeah - (has MS in physics)
War on Drugs (1970s to present), War on Terror (2002 to present). All started by Republicans and enthusiastically adopted by Democrats.
November 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
War on Drugs (1970s to present), War on Terror (2002 to present). All started by Republicans and enthusiastically adopted by Democrats.
I like to say we have the wisdom of monkeys and the power of gods. Then I remember how much wisdom your typical god has, and well...
November 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I like to say we have the wisdom of monkeys and the power of gods. Then I remember how much wisdom your typical god has, and well...
As wide as possible, and no wider. If the party stands for something, it must also stand against something.
November 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
As wide as possible, and no wider. If the party stands for something, it must also stand against something.
It goes along with the persecution complex.
November 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
It goes along with the persecution complex.
Dude, please don't normalize "self-deported", that's their made-up term. "Fled persecution" is accurate and understandable.
November 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Dude, please don't normalize "self-deported", that's their made-up term. "Fled persecution" is accurate and understandable.
And by "pedophile" we mean the actual fucking Antichrist.
November 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
And by "pedophile" we mean the actual fucking Antichrist.
At this point, he may just be in it for the health care. Can't say I would blame him if this is the case.
November 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
At this point, he may just be in it for the health care. Can't say I would blame him if this is the case.
Which bishops voted against? Area Catholics want to know.
November 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Which bishops voted against? Area Catholics want to know.
Well it's obviously because she's a good Christian and has repented her sins. Natch.
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Well it's obviously because she's a good Christian and has repented her sins. Natch.
Dude, have you met football fans?
November 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Dude, have you met football fans?
Monkey shocker.
November 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Monkey shocker.
I'll do it!!
November 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I'll do it!!
Hey Elon, try putting them in space.
November 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Hey Elon, try putting them in space.
And the sequel will be different how? Learning curve?? Hahaaha
November 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
And the sequel will be different how? Learning curve?? Hahaaha
Let's nail him to a perch and see if he stays on. Or just his head.
November 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Let's nail him to a perch and see if he stays on. Or just his head.