𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐬 𝐋𝐚𝐰𝐬𝐨𝐧
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crematory operator • panegyrist • pickleball • amateur historian • writer • he/him
ON THE ORIGIN OF SPECIES published 166 years ago today.
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
ON THE ORIGIN OF SPECIES published 166 years ago today.
Got a phishing email and the raw code was a little informative regarding the war in Ukraine. 🤔
November 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Got a phishing email and the raw code was a little informative regarding the war in Ukraine. 🤔
I found it, guys.
April 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I found it, guys.
Nice Rolex, but can you tell time through your sleeve?
March 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Nice Rolex, but can you tell time through your sleeve?
Just came across my FB feed.
March 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Just came across my FB feed.
Thank you for getting us through the last ten years, JT.
Bonne chance dans vos projets futurs!
Bonne chance dans vos projets futurs!
March 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Thank you for getting us through the last ten years, JT.
Bonne chance dans vos projets futurs!
Bonne chance dans vos projets futurs!
I just returned from the year 2065 and thought you should know that trans people still exist.
March 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I just returned from the year 2065 and thought you should know that trans people still exist.
Holy crap! Eggs are friggen $10, guys.
(insert GIF of Don Draper laughing with an Old Fashioned in his hand)
(insert GIF of Don Draper laughing with an Old Fashioned in his hand)
March 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Holy crap! Eggs are friggen $10, guys.
(insert GIF of Don Draper laughing with an Old Fashioned in his hand)
(insert GIF of Don Draper laughing with an Old Fashioned in his hand)
This summer I am going to the Azores to visit the small villages where these two kids grew up. I am unhinged with happiness. My maternal great-grandparents.
February 18, 2025 at 3:16 PM
This summer I am going to the Azores to visit the small villages where these two kids grew up. I am unhinged with happiness. My maternal great-grandparents.
In that other free country, Saudi Arabia, you have to call the Persian Gulf the Arabian Gulf. Hashtag gulf envy.
February 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
In that other free country, Saudi Arabia, you have to call the Persian Gulf the Arabian Gulf. Hashtag gulf envy.
"I must confess that I can think of no grander perspective of immortality than [inherited perfections]." - DR. WILHELM OSTWALD (1906)
January 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
"I must confess that I can think of no grander perspective of immortality than [inherited perfections]." - DR. WILHELM OSTWALD (1906)
I didn’t realize it was exercise!
January 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I didn’t realize it was exercise!
I don’t really think this is the flex I think it is.
December 29, 2024 at 7:09 PM
I don’t really think this is the flex I think it is.
Spam and French Toast casserole. ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ Highly recommend
December 25, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Spam and French Toast casserole. ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ Highly recommend
The terrible view from my break room right now.
December 17, 2024 at 10:37 PM
The terrible view from my break room right now.
My gratitude meditation begins by being thankful for this view out my bedroom window and ends with being thankful for the ability to still get up from the floor.
December 14, 2024 at 5:06 PM
My gratitude meditation begins by being thankful for this view out my bedroom window and ends with being thankful for the ability to still get up from the floor.
I’d like to talk to you about diabeetus.
December 13, 2024 at 2:09 PM
I’d like to talk to you about diabeetus.
This is why we have focus groups, kids. I’m going to assume this was a rush job.
December 12, 2024 at 11:50 PM
This is why we have focus groups, kids. I’m going to assume this was a rush job.
FYI, my profile banner may look like I stole an image from the end of The Goonies, but it’s a real photo I took from the beach in Puerto Vallarta.
December 12, 2024 at 4:14 PM
FYI, my profile banner may look like I stole an image from the end of The Goonies, but it’s a real photo I took from the beach in Puerto Vallarta.
All this talk about Trump calling Canada a state made me remember this advert in an old newspaper.
December 11, 2024 at 7:57 PM
All this talk about Trump calling Canada a state made me remember this advert in an old newspaper.
