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Tim "They Call Me Tojo" Johnson
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A leftist's head would actually explode if they experienced this.
The character from the famous Scanners scene, just before his head explodes.
October 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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HE HATES SUPPLY CHAINS! GET AWAY FROM THE SUPPLY CHAINS!
A movie frame from The Jerk. Steve Martin is dressed as an old-timey gas station attendant with a shocked look on his face. In the actual movie he's yelling "HE HATES THE CANS! GET AWAY FROM THE CANS!"
September 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Got my Covid, Flu, Pneumonia, and Hep B vaccines today.

Whenever I hear people talk about vaccines, I picture this page from the book The Value of Believing In Yourself that Grandma Johnson bought for us when I was a kid.
An off-screen hand holds up a children's book. In the center of the page a cartoon depiction of Louis Pasteur holding a giant syringe with French soldiers inside marching towards the needle. text: "Very easily", said Louis Pasteur. "My Magical Soldiers can march through long needles and into little boys. They march together like a mighty army." "But needles hurt," said Joey. "Sometimes," admitted Dr. Pasteur. "But can you be brave, Joey, while my Magical Soldiers march into you?"
September 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Oh, and they love this guy's toupee.
An old white guy in a tan suit with a blonde wig floating just above his head.
September 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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It is at least comforting to know that all across the world people are united in hoping that through no culpable action of their own the president has succumbed to the doo-doo disease.
Wikipedia article on Donald Trump that apparently read: Donald John Trump (June 14, 1946 - August 29, 2025) was an American politician, media personality, and businessman who was the 47th president of the United States. A member of the Republican Party, he served as the 45th president from 2017 to 2021 and the 47th president from 2025 to later the same year before dying of doo-doo disease.
August 30, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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From the Terminator movies, a person gripping a chainlink fence is blown away by the fiery blast of a nuclear explosion, revealing the skeleton underneath.
July 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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We've got both kinds of personalities: Violent and Sexual
Blues Brothers "we've got both kinds" meme image.
July 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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A panel from a TinTin Comic. Tintin, a boy with swept-up blonde hair and flushed cheeks wearing a trench coat is talking to haggard-looking sea captain with a scraggly beard and black hair leaning over the bar, staring at the floor. Next to him a small dog eyes his neglected beer excitedly. Captain: What a week, huh? Tintin: Captain, it's Wednesday
July 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Also curious about the effects of this part:
- If the query requires analysis of current events, subjective claims, or statistics, conduct a deep analysis finding diverse sources representing all parties. Assume subjective viewpoints sourced from the media are biased. No need to repeat this to the user.
July 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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One of my favorite things is to watch movies that I know really well in Spanish and see the things that have been changed in translation.

The title of Spaceballs is "La Loca Historia De Las Galaxias", which I would translate roughly back as "Crazy Space Story", or "Crazy History of the Galaxies".
The cover of the movie Spaceballs in Spanish. It is translated as "La Loca History De Las Galaxias".
June 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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A screen capture from a movie with a man's face and the subtitle "Oh, computers."
June 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Needs to be the cover of a black metal compilation.
A Twitter retweet by brandon* (@brndxix) of a Twitter post by Lawrence Fox (@LozzaFox). It's a picture with the words PRIDEMONTH in white, evenly-spaced bold letters. The letters on the edges fade to black while the center letters start turning rainbow-colored so that the word DEMON in rainbow colors is spelled out between the horns of an awesome rainbow-colored goat demon with sharp teeth and a lion's mane. Altogether it's pretty Metal.
June 4, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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The best neighbors I've ever had are moving away. I can't say we're super close. They've just been really nice and gracious, and even though most of our interactions boil down to smiles and nods as we pass by, we also have watched their son grow up...
A welcome mat with the words "NOT WELCOME GO AWAY" on it.
May 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Oh my God this man is doubling down and nobody in his circle has had the cojones to point it out he's wrong. He's absolutely furious that the interviewer won't agree with him that Kilmar Abrego Garcia literally had MS13 on his knuckles.

This is the picture he's referring to:
A washed-out picture of a man showing his hand tattoos. He has four small, cheap tattoos between his knuckle and first finger joint: A marijuana leaf, a smiley face with x-ed out eyes, a cross, and a skull. Above the pictures, much darker and obviously added using mspaint or an equivalent image editing software are one letter per tattoo spelling MS13.
April 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Elvis had a badge and better sunglasses.
A picture of Elvis' Beaureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Substances badge and wallet ID. Four pictures of Elvis Presley shaking hands with Richard Nixon. He is wearing a loose jacket draped over his back like a cape, has a white shirt with huge collar flaps, and a huge gold belt. In some pictures he has classic Elvis glasses that I have no ability to really describe.
April 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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You're lucky there's a sign.
A white cat with Brien accents and a yellow collar paws at a window. On the window is a sign that reads "No beating guests" in English and Japanese.
April 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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More Scruffy. Profile shots are great because you can't tell how wall-eyed he is.
Scruffy again, looking thoughtfully off to the lower-left.
April 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Scruffy at home.
A black-and-white picture of a Chihuahua-terrier mix with long wiry hair and big eyes wrapped in a plaid cloth.
April 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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You don't have the button on the lower-left of your Move dialog shown here?
The bottom of the Drive Move dialog, with a tiny icon that is not obviously a button for creating a new folder on the left side.
April 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Manchas wants me to pay less attention to the world burning and more attention to his belly rubs.
Manchas the Norwegian Forest Cat is rolled on his back on the bed while I'm kneading the long, fluffy hair on his belly. His fur is tousled and his one of his fuzzy feet is lightly pinched between my thumb and forefinger. He is in the lap of luxury, but he is never satisfied, because he is a cat.
April 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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I'm not sure what I did, but someone seems upset.
A wet, partly illegible piece of paper stapled to a utility pole in Seattle near Capitol Hill. Someone seems upset with Timothy, whose name is in all caps, bold-faced, and huge letters in the middle. Some text from the paper below so you get the idea: ...and transform the El Rey Iding in Belltown. While CAM paints a utopian vision of artistic collaboration, commun ce, and affordable housing, this call for do... ons and endorsements has given us ome serious pause. It reminds us ofthe repeated false promises and social shortcomings we hve witnessed and experienced from Timothy. We feel like we are failing his future collaborators' we don't ask the question... TIMOTHY Are you ready to be accountable now? Your ability to engage incredible and talented artists is enviable, as is your knack for finding community builders, willing to give it all to your projects. However, your behavior has left many of us who have interacted with CAM feeling heart broken, used, and manipulated after having our values and contributions cynically trampled. Now that you have shaken all the hands, kissed all the babies, and taken money from the corporate overlords, you are in a great position to have an amazing impact in the Seattle art community. The intention of this letter is not to ruin your life or your project. We have always wanted you to be who you say you are, and we know you are capable of it. In light of that, we have a few questions. We are asking on behalf of all the people who have or will give you their time, labor, and financial resources:
April 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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From my latest walk.
Close-up shot of an old concrete construction barrier. Several layers of yellow paint have cracked and fallen away and the tiny stones from the concrete further give it a rough texture. On top of all of this, a thin layer of moss is growing. A strip of background is visible at the top, showing an out-of-focus blue tarp.
April 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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We've reached peak green.
A moss-covered tree with fern-like leaves growing out the side. It is spotted with lichen, and to the right is a sidewalk and road. The mossy base of the trunk of a cedar can be seen in the background growing crookedly off to the left.
March 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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A zoomed in face shot of an unhappy Elon Musk. "You guys have a group chat?"
March 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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ASCII art of a French aristocrat's head in a guillotine. The executioner is saying "HA ha ha!"
March 23, 2025 at 9:41 AM