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Tim "They Call Me Tojo" Johnson
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A leftist's head would actually explode if they experienced this.
October 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
HE HATES SUPPLY CHAINS! GET AWAY FROM THE SUPPLY CHAINS!
September 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Got my Covid, Flu, Pneumonia, and Hep B vaccines today.

Whenever I hear people talk about vaccines, I picture this page from the book The Value of Believing In Yourself that Grandma Johnson bought for us when I was a kid.
September 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Oh, and they love this guy's toupee.
September 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
It is at least comforting to know that all across the world people are united in hoping that through no culpable action of their own the president has succumbed to the doo-doo disease.
August 30, 2025 at 8:27 AM
July 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
We've got both kinds of personalities: Violent and Sexual
July 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
July 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Also curious about the effects of this part:
July 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
One of my favorite things is to watch movies that I know really well in Spanish and see the things that have been changed in translation.

The title of Spaceballs is "La Loca Historia De Las Galaxias", which I would translate roughly back as "Crazy Space Story", or "Crazy History of the Galaxies".
June 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
June 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Needs to be the cover of a black metal compilation.
June 4, 2025 at 5:08 AM
The best neighbors I've ever had are moving away. I can't say we're super close. They've just been really nice and gracious, and even though most of our interactions boil down to smiles and nods as we pass by, we also have watched their son grow up...
May 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Oh my God this man is doubling down and nobody in his circle has had the cojones to point it out he's wrong. He's absolutely furious that the interviewer won't agree with him that Kilmar Abrego Garcia literally had MS13 on his knuckles.

This is the picture he's referring to:
April 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Elvis had a badge and better sunglasses.
April 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
You're lucky there's a sign.
April 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
More Scruffy. Profile shots are great because you can't tell how wall-eyed he is.
April 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Scruffy at home.
April 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
You don't have the button on the lower-left of your Move dialog shown here?
April 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Manchas wants me to pay less attention to the world burning and more attention to his belly rubs.
April 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I'm not sure what I did, but someone seems upset.
April 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
From my latest walk.
April 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
We've reached peak green.
March 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
March 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
March 23, 2025 at 9:41 AM