How else are you supposed to apply your grated cheese?

This is how I became an Anne Rice fan.

It's happening everywhere! Apparently "crashing out" is no longer getting super sleepy and going down hard, but in fact now means to lose your shit. Conversations are getting so confusing.

I once heard a friend refer to it as "ejaculate and evacuate."

I found you on Tumblr circa 2014. I don't know if I should be sorry or not.