Toronto Hedonist 🇨🇦
@tohedonist.bsky.social
Tall, slim, open-minded human male. Ethically non-monogamous. Come for the sex, stay for the politics (or vice versa). IG: tohedonist2. Twitter: TOhedonist.
… and an aborted soccer match.
November 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
… and an aborted soccer match.
… cunnilingus?
September 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
… cunnilingus?
I love the way my iPhone translates and transcribes Mandarin voicemails.
September 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I love the way my iPhone translates and transcribes Mandarin voicemails.
Can I attend if I promise to get down on my knees and worship?
August 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Can I attend if I promise to get down on my knees and worship?
How NOT to place the photo of a bald guy against an urban backdrop.
July 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
How NOT to place the photo of a bald guy against an urban backdrop.
Daddy is a state of mind.
June 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Daddy is a state of mind.
With originality like that, the next comment is so true.
It’s never going to happen.
It’s never going to happen.
May 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
With originality like that, the next comment is so true.
It’s never going to happen.
It’s never going to happen.
I’m generally not one to make fun of someone’s appearance, but the attitude, yeah, I’ll go there.
May 12, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I’m generally not one to make fun of someone’s appearance, but the attitude, yeah, I’ll go there.
Don’t be like Ivan.
April 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Don’t be like Ivan.
Hands off our beavers!
March 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Hands off our beavers!
On my office wall from the 50th anniversary celebration of Jackie playing in Montréal with the Royals at an Expos game at Olympic Stadium in the summer of 1996.
Rachel was in attendance.
Rachel was in attendance.
March 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
On my office wall from the 50th anniversary celebration of Jackie playing in Montréal with the Royals at an Expos game at Olympic Stadium in the summer of 1996.
Rachel was in attendance.
Rachel was in attendance.
Nothing says sexy like that moment you take off her top for the first time and the face of her child is staring bank at you.
Swipe left.
Swipe left.
March 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Nothing says sexy like that moment you take off her top for the first time and the face of her child is staring bank at you.
Swipe left.
Swipe left.
If you know, you know.
March 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
If you know, you know.
A chapter title in I’m Your Man, The Life of Leonard Cohen.
February 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
A chapter title in I’m Your Man, The Life of Leonard Cohen.