Tony
@tohaboo.bsky.social
Refugee from Twitter, ex fluff bonce. Happily married, not looking for anything.
This year's dragging a bit isn't it?
January 1, 2025 at 9:10 AM
This year's dragging a bit isn't it?
Cheers Blue Sky! I hope you all have a wonderful 2025. But quietly please. No waking me up at midnight. 😂😂😂
December 31, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Cheers Blue Sky! I hope you all have a wonderful 2025. But quietly please. No waking me up at midnight. 😂😂😂
My early Christmas present is a subscription to Private Eye. Probably the best present. 😊😊😊
December 22, 2024 at 1:47 PM
My early Christmas present is a subscription to Private Eye. Probably the best present. 😊😊😊
Some people think cruising is posh but my balcony seems to have somebody's washing hanging up out there.
November 30, 2024 at 10:13 AM
Some people think cruising is posh but my balcony seems to have somebody's washing hanging up out there.
There seems to be an infinite number of Tonys in this cabin. Now alongside in Cherbourg, off out for a bimble soon. 😊😊😊
November 29, 2024 at 8:38 AM
There seems to be an infinite number of Tonys in this cabin. Now alongside in Cherbourg, off out for a bimble soon. 😊😊😊
We are off on a cruise today. I'm sat here waiting for the taxi and boy is the clock running slowly.
a man in a suit and tie says yassss let 's get this clock moving .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says yassss let 's get this clock moving .
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November 28, 2024 at 10:55 AM
We are off on a cruise today. I'm sat here waiting for the taxi and boy is the clock running slowly.
Post you from a different era.
November 26, 2024 at 7:07 AM
Post you from a different era.
Tell us your birth year by sharing the cover of an album that was released the year you were born.
November 26, 2024 at 7:01 AM
Tell us your birth year by sharing the cover of an album that was released the year you were born.
We have tickets to see Peter Kay next year. 😊😊😊😊
November 23, 2024 at 5:01 PM
We have tickets to see Peter Kay next year. 😊😊😊😊
Of course I am properly dressed for the weather.
November 21, 2024 at 10:23 AM
Of course I am properly dressed for the weather.
Top tip. A light smear of Tiger Balm under the nose can help as a nasal decongestant. However, absent mindedly applying it as a lip balm is a bad idea. Trust me on this.
November 21, 2024 at 9:59 AM
Top tip. A light smear of Tiger Balm under the nose can help as a nasal decongestant. However, absent mindedly applying it as a lip balm is a bad idea. Trust me on this.
Post you from a different era.
November 19, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Post you from a different era.
Reposted by Tony
My old boss did a lot of stupid things, like, proper crazy stuff, but the funniest was when he was on the roof of our shop and looked like he was about to leap the 6-foot gap to the roof of the neighbouring building.
I shouted, "Jim, don't be stupid, there's no way you'll make that jump!"
I shouted, "Jim, don't be stupid, there's no way you'll make that jump!"
November 17, 2024 at 1:17 AM
My old boss did a lot of stupid things, like, proper crazy stuff, but the funniest was when he was on the roof of our shop and looked like he was about to leap the 6-foot gap to the roof of the neighbouring building.
I shouted, "Jim, don't be stupid, there's no way you'll make that jump!"
I shouted, "Jim, don't be stupid, there's no way you'll make that jump!"
I spend far too much time shouting at the telly. A washing up liquid ad just came on. " Will tackle this nasty baked on pan easily". " IT'S NOT BAKED ON FFS!" "IT'S DIRTY NOT BAKED ON". Let it go Tony.
November 15, 2024 at 4:43 PM
I spend far too much time shouting at the telly. A washing up liquid ad just came on. " Will tackle this nasty baked on pan easily". " IT'S NOT BAKED ON FFS!" "IT'S DIRTY NOT BAKED ON". Let it go Tony.
I have a very happy wife. She has gotten tickets to see Robbie Williams in Prague next September. Apartment booked near the gig.
November 14, 2024 at 3:14 PM
I have a very happy wife. She has gotten tickets to see Robbie Williams in Prague next September. Apartment booked near the gig.
Do any of these ring true? Courtesy of Private Eye.
November 11, 2024 at 12:36 PM
Do any of these ring true? Courtesy of Private Eye.
@iwom85.bsky.social welcome to the marginally less mad house. 😊😊😊
September 29, 2023 at 8:18 PM
@iwom85.bsky.social welcome to the marginally less mad house. 😊😊😊
NOW we can say it's autumn. Do your taste buds a favour, buy this stuff from Aldi. It's gorgeous. Oh , don't buy it from the Fareham branch, leave it on the shelf for me. 😊😊😊
September 23, 2023 at 5:53 PM
NOW we can say it's autumn. Do your taste buds a favour, buy this stuff from Aldi. It's gorgeous. Oh , don't buy it from the Fareham branch, leave it on the shelf for me. 😊😊😊
Inspired by a visit to my fridge I have written a Haiku.
Lacking sausages
To beguile my mouth and eyes
I am sad
It's my first attempt at a Haiku. Probably my last.
Lacking sausages
To beguile my mouth and eyes
I am sad
It's my first attempt at a Haiku. Probably my last.
September 23, 2023 at 11:00 AM
Inspired by a visit to my fridge I have written a Haiku.
Lacking sausages
To beguile my mouth and eyes
I am sad
It's my first attempt at a Haiku. Probably my last.
Lacking sausages
To beguile my mouth and eyes
I am sad
It's my first attempt at a Haiku. Probably my last.
Courtesy of Private Eye. I haven't given up on twitter just yet. It's exhausting this SM thing. I have Bluesky, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and threads. I just don't have that much to say.
August 24, 2023 at 5:41 PM
Courtesy of Private Eye. I haven't given up on twitter just yet. It's exhausting this SM thing. I have Bluesky, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and threads. I just don't have that much to say.
Good luck Lionesses!
Is this too much football for Bluesky? Am I going to be deported back to Twitter?
Is this too much football for Bluesky? Am I going to be deported back to Twitter?
August 20, 2023 at 9:55 AM
Good luck Lionesses!
Is this too much football for Bluesky? Am I going to be deported back to Twitter?
Is this too much football for Bluesky? Am I going to be deported back to Twitter?
I know it's not the real one but the irony of blocking an Elon musk is delicious. 😁😁😁
August 19, 2023 at 1:27 PM
I know it's not the real one but the irony of blocking an Elon musk is delicious. 😁😁😁
