Tog1989
@tog1989.bsky.social
Someone has destroyed the dumplings at the local Chinese takeaway, I think that’s Wonton Vandalism. The Man With The Golden Puns. #CFC #Traveller #BrentfordFC
I’ve finally completed my French novel about the pointy bit that sticks out at the back of a shark.
C’est Fin
C’est Fin
January 29, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I’ve finally completed my French novel about the pointy bit that sticks out at the back of a shark.
C’est Fin
C’est Fin
A girl I fancied at school asked me if I wanted to share a kiss behind the bike sheds, turns out I misheard, she actually asked if I wanted to share a quiche behind the bike sheds.
January 29, 2025 at 12:24 PM
A girl I fancied at school asked me if I wanted to share a kiss behind the bike sheds, turns out I misheard, she actually asked if I wanted to share a quiche behind the bike sheds.
My owl impressions always go down a hoot.
January 29, 2025 at 12:22 PM
My owl impressions always go down a hoot.
Cadbury are moving their production to Beijing, I heard that through Chinese wispa’s.
January 29, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Cadbury are moving their production to Beijing, I heard that through Chinese wispa’s.
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I keep forgetting where I've put the custard. I think I've got ambrosia.
January 16, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I keep forgetting where I've put the custard. I think I've got ambrosia.
When my family’s coat of arms fell off the wall I was crestfallen.
January 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
When my family’s coat of arms fell off the wall I was crestfallen.
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@nadinematheson.com @ianmooreauthor.bsky.social my new years reading sorted for 2025! Christmas presents were excellent 💙
December 29, 2024 at 3:16 PM
@nadinematheson.com @ianmooreauthor.bsky.social my new years reading sorted for 2025! Christmas presents were excellent 💙
My grandfather was once a chauffeur for Sean Connery, however Connery misheard and sat on him instead.
#LunchPun
(See if you can get the joke) lol
#LunchPun
(See if you can get the joke) lol
December 16, 2024 at 12:46 PM
My grandfather was once a chauffeur for Sean Connery, however Connery misheard and sat on him instead.
#LunchPun
(See if you can get the joke) lol
#LunchPun
(See if you can get the joke) lol
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I’m currently renting a flat from Englebert Humperdink and the tenancy is coming to an end, so I called him and said ‘please re lease me’.
#TuesdayTitters
#TuesdayTitters
November 26, 2024 at 12:13 PM
I’m currently renting a flat from Englebert Humperdink and the tenancy is coming to an end, so I called him and said ‘please re lease me’.
#TuesdayTitters
#TuesdayTitters
@nadinematheson.bsky.social as a massive crime fiction fan I’m looking forward to reading this. ❤️
November 22, 2024 at 12:55 PM
@nadinematheson.bsky.social as a massive crime fiction fan I’m looking forward to reading this. ❤️
I was the victim of a hate crime today. They called me the ‘F’ word, I thought how dare they call me a Fulham fan.
#Badjokethursday
#Badjokethursday
November 21, 2024 at 5:13 PM
I was the victim of a hate crime today. They called me the ‘F’ word, I thought how dare they call me a Fulham fan.
#Badjokethursday
#Badjokethursday