Acquired this very looooong ceramic bird at the thrift store for $6

Look how adorable the turtle is... like come on it's not close!! Apple whyyyy

Horrifying to me that some of you are seeing my display name like this 💀

Just learned that animal emojis are SIGNIFICANTLY less cute on Apple than on android. How are y'all living like this 😭

Introduce yourself with

One book 📖
One movie 🍿
One album 🎶
One tv show 📺

10/10 camouflage

Spinach hack: Whenever you want a veggie infusion but don't feel like eating a big salad, literally just take a salad's worth of spinach and saute it for 5 seconds. It becomes only 2 bites. You're welcome 🥬

Harvest by @keymastergames.bsky.social was great! Finally got around to playing it and we ended up playing 2x in a row, and 1x again the next day. Coincidentally, anyone who played Rose was the winner in the end 🪵 🪓 🐦‍⬛