Bligeard the Satyr
@tofusatyr.bsky.social
Patron Saint & connoisseur of notions, booze & vegan scran
Sound lad
Sound lad
Love to see things, and stuff.
November 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Love to see things, and stuff.
Me after blagging my way into park hill for to appreciate the architecture.
November 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Me after blagging my way into park hill for to appreciate the architecture.
These public loos were empty of cock hungry twinks?! Been led to believe this would not be the case...
Deeply disappointing.
Deeply disappointing.
November 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
These public loos were empty of cock hungry twinks?! Been led to believe this would not be the case...
Deeply disappointing.
Deeply disappointing.
Kier Starmer, on live TV, tomorrow.
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Kier Starmer, on live TV, tomorrow.
All in all you're just another...
Bird on a wall!
Bird on a wall!
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
All in all you're just another...
Bird on a wall!
Bird on a wall!
She says it is because her claws are too short, but in actuality it's more like this.
November 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
She says it is because her claws are too short, but in actuality it's more like this.
Me before & after I open my wifes white monster for her.
November 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Me before & after I open my wifes white monster for her.
This is very much me at work.
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
This is very much me at work.
Full of malice and nonsense I'm afraid.
November 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Full of malice and nonsense I'm afraid.
Haunting the poor women I'm hanging out with, but by candlelight.
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Haunting the poor women I'm hanging out with, but by candlelight.
Inspired by @lewisburns.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Inspired by @lewisburns.bsky.social
I see what you did there. Thats some solid mathematics!
November 19, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I see what you did there. Thats some solid mathematics!
Working on becoming the most stylish person at work.
November 19, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Working on becoming the most stylish person at work.
You either catch the bus, or you live long enough to become the white boy wearing shorts in 1°c weather.
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You either catch the bus, or you live long enough to become the white boy wearing shorts in 1°c weather.
I frequently fear that I am intellectually this man.
November 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I frequently fear that I am intellectually this man.
This is how I feel having to meet up with allegedly well-respected figures in the field of whatever it is I allegedly do.
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
This is how I feel having to meet up with allegedly well-respected figures in the field of whatever it is I allegedly do.
Presenting this without comment.
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Presenting this without comment.
Feast your eyes while I rest mine. It's bedtime for me.
November 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Feast your eyes while I rest mine. It's bedtime for me.
Pyjama-maxxing after me boxing
November 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Pyjama-maxxing after me boxing
Thinking about housing & plants 😍😍😍
November 5, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Thinking about housing & plants 😍😍😍
I sometimes, in my weaker moments of wanting to make myself feel more sexually desirable, wonder about trying to make myself more conventionally attractive. Especially wrt my clothes & hair & beard.
Then I actually look at what currently passes as conventionally attractive and I just think wtf?
Then I actually look at what currently passes as conventionally attractive and I just think wtf?
November 3, 2025 at 7:39 AM
I sometimes, in my weaker moments of wanting to make myself feel more sexually desirable, wonder about trying to make myself more conventionally attractive. Especially wrt my clothes & hair & beard.
Then I actually look at what currently passes as conventionally attractive and I just think wtf?
Then I actually look at what currently passes as conventionally attractive and I just think wtf?
Sneaky second pic, to teach the virtue of patience and hope.
November 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Sneaky second pic, to teach the virtue of patience and hope.
What if I posted some thigh as a treat this Sunday.
November 2, 2025 at 9:08 AM
What if I posted some thigh as a treat this Sunday.