Laura
@tofumousse.bsky.social
sensual but boring, a hard-core junkie when it comes to tactile beauty // they/them
on an etsy home decor kick. tempted to spend $100 on this vase that looks like my weird cat
September 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
on an etsy home decor kick. tempted to spend $100 on this vase that looks like my weird cat
google how to tell if my cat is gay
September 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
google how to tell if my cat is gay
coming on here to make a hater post. obviously i'm very intrigued by this collection but this cover sucks sooooo bad.
September 1, 2025 at 8:40 PM
coming on here to make a hater post. obviously i'm very intrigued by this collection but this cover sucks sooooo bad.
a sadder story than baby shoes never worn
August 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
a sadder story than baby shoes never worn
hey guys. should i spend about $500 on 11 dtwof postcards
May 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
hey guys. should i spend about $500 on 11 dtwof postcards
what if i spent $45 real canadian dollars on a pair of little fancy boy pajamas for my cat
April 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
what if i spent $45 real canadian dollars on a pair of little fancy boy pajamas for my cat
i should be allowed to take my cat to the national gallery with me. he’d literally be so good.
April 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i should be allowed to take my cat to the national gallery with me. he’d literally be so good.
my blorbo? fin-de-siècle tragic lesbian poet renée vivien.
April 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
my blorbo? fin-de-siècle tragic lesbian poet renée vivien.
i was talking to a friend like two days ago about how neither of us really love mary oliver but then i come across this poem like perhaps. there is room from mary oliver in my heart after all.
March 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
i was talking to a friend like two days ago about how neither of us really love mary oliver but then i come across this poem like perhaps. there is room from mary oliver in my heart after all.
i've been on a big x files kick and i was going to say something about how scully in darkness falls - with her big jacket and frizzy hair - is like the hottest of all time but. i forgot about the insanely hot eco terrorist.
February 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
i've been on a big x files kick and i was going to say something about how scully in darkness falls - with her big jacket and frizzy hair - is like the hottest of all time but. i forgot about the insanely hot eco terrorist.
this shop isn’t currently shipping to canada but i just emailed them to see if there’s literally any way i could pay for it or whatever because. i need this shirt.
February 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
this shop isn’t currently shipping to canada but i just emailed them to see if there’s literally any way i could pay for it or whatever because. i need this shirt.
do you have any games on your phone
January 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
do you have any games on your phone
Perhaps the best photo I’ve taken to date of my parents cat
January 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Perhaps the best photo I’ve taken to date of my parents cat
I hope this isn’t too gauche but would you ever consider adding either/both of these to your inprnt? I really love them lol
January 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I hope this isn’t too gauche but would you ever consider adding either/both of these to your inprnt? I really love them lol
truly this panel of mo has brought me such peace. like oh this character i find deeply relatable is still kind of a fuck up at 35? thank god. i’m normal.
January 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
truly this panel of mo has brought me such peace. like oh this character i find deeply relatable is still kind of a fuck up at 35? thank god. i’m normal.
her: you must be the tudor revival mcdonalds if you think we’re fucking
me:
me:
December 28, 2024 at 10:46 PM
her: you must be the tudor revival mcdonalds if you think we’re fucking
me:
me:
incredible texts to get from your heterosexual mother
December 28, 2024 at 4:24 PM
incredible texts to get from your heterosexual mother
i definitely want to go back to this show before the end of my trip and i think they should let me touch this painting. i think i’ve earned it.
December 26, 2024 at 9:12 PM
i definitely want to go back to this show before the end of my trip and i think they should let me touch this painting. i think i’ve earned it.
should i request a smoking taxi for my very long very expensive dulles to dc taxi ride tonight
December 25, 2024 at 6:37 PM
should i request a smoking taxi for my very long very expensive dulles to dc taxi ride tonight
i’m obsessed with my own bookshelf but like a normal amount
December 19, 2024 at 8:19 PM
i’m obsessed with my own bookshelf but like a normal amount
obsessed with one of my coworkers recommending a dc restaurant to me that's literally $255USD a plate. certainly not.
December 16, 2024 at 4:01 AM
obsessed with one of my coworkers recommending a dc restaurant to me that's literally $255USD a plate. certainly not.
new enemy is whoever bought this issue before my pay check hit
December 12, 2024 at 9:52 PM
new enemy is whoever bought this issue before my pay check hit
i think it would probably be unethical for me to bootleg these (although...maybe if i donated to them too?) but god i want a shirt with that carabiner design. and the kittens!!!!
December 8, 2024 at 3:30 AM
i think it would probably be unethical for me to bootleg these (although...maybe if i donated to them too?) but god i want a shirt with that carabiner design. and the kittens!!!!