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an ordinary looking sprout mole
Me: yeah, anytime.
Me: not literally.
Me: not literally.
February 9, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Me: yeah, anytime.
Me: not literally.
Me: not literally.
Sweatpants were invented just before The Great Depression.
Excellent timing.
Excellent timing.
February 9, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Sweatpants were invented just before The Great Depression.
Excellent timing.
Excellent timing.
The incredibly optimistic belief that increased coffee prices will be the straw that breaks the conservative ideologies back.
I find it more likely for them to radicalize when their personal day is ruined, so I'm looking at what day to day comforts are being taken.
I find it more likely for them to radicalize when their personal day is ruined, so I'm looking at what day to day comforts are being taken.
January 17, 2026 at 7:03 PM
The incredibly optimistic belief that increased coffee prices will be the straw that breaks the conservative ideologies back.
I find it more likely for them to radicalize when their personal day is ruined, so I'm looking at what day to day comforts are being taken.
I find it more likely for them to radicalize when their personal day is ruined, so I'm looking at what day to day comforts are being taken.
LITTLE GREEN COURGETTE.
January 16, 2026 at 7:46 AM
LITTLE GREEN COURGETTE.
I got called a pickle. I can not be a pickle because in order to become a pickle you must first be a cucumber. I've never been fresh to death or cool as a cucumber in my entire life.
If I'm even in this family, I am at best a bitter melon. They can be toxic.
If I'm even in this family, I am at best a bitter melon. They can be toxic.
January 16, 2026 at 7:44 AM
I got called a pickle. I can not be a pickle because in order to become a pickle you must first be a cucumber. I've never been fresh to death or cool as a cucumber in my entire life.
If I'm even in this family, I am at best a bitter melon. They can be toxic.
If I'm even in this family, I am at best a bitter melon. They can be toxic.
"No More Sheets" and "Wailing Women Win" were- you guessed it- not pornography tapes. They were Jesus tapes.
January 12, 2026 at 11:26 PM
"No More Sheets" and "Wailing Women Win" were- you guessed it- not pornography tapes. They were Jesus tapes.
Nature tv: This baby chick was just born
Me: AAWwwwww ☺️💕
Nature tv: but it's about to face its most difficult journey
Me: 😱 NOOOOOOOO!!! 😭
Me: AAWwwwww ☺️💕
Nature tv: but it's about to face its most difficult journey
Me: 😱 NOOOOOOOO!!! 😭
January 10, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Nature tv: This baby chick was just born
Me: AAWwwwww ☺️💕
Nature tv: but it's about to face its most difficult journey
Me: 😱 NOOOOOOOO!!! 😭
Me: AAWwwwww ☺️💕
Nature tv: but it's about to face its most difficult journey
Me: 😱 NOOOOOOOO!!! 😭
LITERALLY just made coffee.
Added a little sugar.
Stirred the coffee.
Thought about tea.
Sipped the coffee.
CONFUSED.
COFFFEE?
NOT TEA?
... Oh, right.
Added a little sugar.
Stirred the coffee.
Thought about tea.
Sipped the coffee.
CONFUSED.
COFFFEE?
NOT TEA?
... Oh, right.
January 5, 2026 at 2:56 AM
LITERALLY just made coffee.
Added a little sugar.
Stirred the coffee.
Thought about tea.
Sipped the coffee.
CONFUSED.
COFFFEE?
NOT TEA?
... Oh, right.
Added a little sugar.
Stirred the coffee.
Thought about tea.
Sipped the coffee.
CONFUSED.
COFFFEE?
NOT TEA?
... Oh, right.
Currently employing people and animals to kick my shoulder until it doesn't hurt. Sign up.
January 4, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Currently employing people and animals to kick my shoulder until it doesn't hurt. Sign up.
I have the biggest knot in my shoulder, I've been trying to fuck it out all day.
January 4, 2026 at 8:09 AM
I have the biggest knot in my shoulder, I've been trying to fuck it out all day.
I think it's fine to de-GOT-ify things.
There's more to life than death.
Like, you know, living.
(Iykyk.)
There's more to life than death.
Like, you know, living.
(Iykyk.)
January 1, 2026 at 6:13 PM
I think it's fine to de-GOT-ify things.
There's more to life than death.
Like, you know, living.
(Iykyk.)
There's more to life than death.
Like, you know, living.
(Iykyk.)
Victor Frankenstein: I'm only brilliant enough to resurrect the dead and create an immortal; teaching you A is for apple is too tough a task.
December 31, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Victor Frankenstein: I'm only brilliant enough to resurrect the dead and create an immortal; teaching you A is for apple is too tough a task.
10 Dance just spoke to my heart of aching, of yearning, of desire, and of hunger.
December 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
10 Dance just spoke to my heart of aching, of yearning, of desire, and of hunger.
Park Chan-wook for real saw The Office and said "hold my earrings".
December 30, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Park Chan-wook for real saw The Office and said "hold my earrings".
SHOE-BY SHOE-BY SHOE, WHERE ARE YOU YOU? WE'VE GOT SOME WORK TO DO NOW.
-me. I can't find my shoe.
-me. I can't find my shoe.
December 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
SHOE-BY SHOE-BY SHOE, WHERE ARE YOU YOU? WE'VE GOT SOME WORK TO DO NOW.
-me. I can't find my shoe.
-me. I can't find my shoe.
Uhm.
"Should I Stay or Should I Go" is on Combat Rock, not London Calling.
Will was singing a song from Combat Rock, not London Calling.
Anyway
"Should I Stay or Should I Go" is on Combat Rock, not London Calling.
Will was singing a song from Combat Rock, not London Calling.
Anyway
December 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Uhm.
"Should I Stay or Should I Go" is on Combat Rock, not London Calling.
Will was singing a song from Combat Rock, not London Calling.
Anyway
"Should I Stay or Should I Go" is on Combat Rock, not London Calling.
Will was singing a song from Combat Rock, not London Calling.
Anyway
I feel like I've seen a lot of articles in the world recently that are wins for ending animal cruelty practices. 🫶
December 23, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I feel like I've seen a lot of articles in the world recently that are wins for ending animal cruelty practices. 🫶
Re: white cosplayers telling black people they "can't cosplay anime characters because those characters aren't black". Those characters are not white, either, SO
Have blonde haired, blue eyed anime characters given white people dysmoprhia into thinking they are Japanese?
Have blonde haired, blue eyed anime characters given white people dysmoprhia into thinking they are Japanese?
December 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Re: white cosplayers telling black people they "can't cosplay anime characters because those characters aren't black". Those characters are not white, either, SO
Have blonde haired, blue eyed anime characters given white people dysmoprhia into thinking they are Japanese?
Have blonde haired, blue eyed anime characters given white people dysmoprhia into thinking they are Japanese?
Finally watched Wicked (2024).
It's the magic Harry Potter used to bring us before *gestures* you know, meets the girl tragedy of Nana (Ai Yazawa).
It's the magic Harry Potter used to bring us before *gestures* you know, meets the girl tragedy of Nana (Ai Yazawa).
December 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Finally watched Wicked (2024).
It's the magic Harry Potter used to bring us before *gestures* you know, meets the girl tragedy of Nana (Ai Yazawa).
It's the magic Harry Potter used to bring us before *gestures* you know, meets the girl tragedy of Nana (Ai Yazawa).
Astrologically speaking, 2026 should be wild.
December 19, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Astrologically speaking, 2026 should be wild.
"I asked chatgpt"
Okay, well I reshuffled my tarot deck three times.
Okay, well I reshuffled my tarot deck three times.
December 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
"I asked chatgpt"
Okay, well I reshuffled my tarot deck three times.
Okay, well I reshuffled my tarot deck three times.
Not to be that guy but enough was enough when we all realized Spotify wasn't paying artists. That was the point that we consented to artists being dehumanized, not worth paying. We knew that when ipods and CD ripping was still incredibly close. We let it get out of hand.
(I've never had a Spotify.)
(I've never had a Spotify.)
December 13, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Not to be that guy but enough was enough when we all realized Spotify wasn't paying artists. That was the point that we consented to artists being dehumanized, not worth paying. We knew that when ipods and CD ripping was still incredibly close. We let it get out of hand.
(I've never had a Spotify.)
(I've never had a Spotify.)
"Bear in mind-"
Don't put bears in my mind.
Don't put bears in my mind.
December 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
"Bear in mind-"
Don't put bears in my mind.
Don't put bears in my mind.
I sincerely miss when laptop screens were matte and not glossy.
THIS FUCKING GLARE
THIS FUCKING GLARE
December 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I sincerely miss when laptop screens were matte and not glossy.
THIS FUCKING GLARE
THIS FUCKING GLARE