Byron M. Tofustein
@tofu-king.bsky.social
I like the one that says "SHOM pulp"
me: (uploads tax form to my accountant) I'm doing something!
January 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
me: (uploads tax form to my accountant) I'm doing something!
Watching the first Fast & The Furious movie: hanging out with a huge group of ultra masculine bros talking about cars and drinking late at night seems terrible.
January 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Watching the first Fast & The Furious movie: hanging out with a huge group of ultra masculine bros talking about cars and drinking late at night seems terrible.
Sometimes when I'm sad, only this will do
January 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Sometimes when I'm sad, only this will do
Trump outlawed the Spelling Bee Buddy: Personalized Hints That Update as You Play??!!!
January 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Trump outlawed the Spelling Bee Buddy: Personalized Hints That Update as You Play??!!!
It's weird that we had someone like David Lynch living among us.
January 22, 2025 at 4:44 AM
It's weird that we had someone like David Lynch living among us.
What? Elon is buying Hot Ones??!!
January 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
What? Elon is buying Hot Ones??!!
I don't think I've heard the words "Capital One Arena" this much ever.
January 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I don't think I've heard the words "Capital One Arena" this much ever.
I just had my first bloody nose in years on the first day of a new Trump administration. Interesting
January 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I just had my first bloody nose in years on the first day of a new Trump administration. Interesting
Did the inauguration always have this much singing?
January 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Did the inauguration always have this much singing?
Ordering on the #TacoBell website is *perfect* if you're anxious or shy. Want a soft taco but with 4 modifications? The website isn't going to be annoyed or even judge you. Want something that's a little bit odd? No problem. Don't like cheese? Who cares?! Not the website, that's for sure.
January 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Ordering on the #TacoBell website is *perfect* if you're anxious or shy. Want a soft taco but with 4 modifications? The website isn't going to be annoyed or even judge you. Want something that's a little bit odd? No problem. Don't like cheese? Who cares?! Not the website, that's for sure.
Just added my Michael's reward card to my phone's wallet. Am I a hacker??
January 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Just added my Michael's reward card to my phone's wallet. Am I a hacker??
I mean, I enjoy In Utero, sure, but why does everyone seem to be obsessed with recreating that guitar sound?
January 19, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I mean, I enjoy In Utero, sure, but why does everyone seem to be obsessed with recreating that guitar sound?
But...I just had a TikTok hit 109 views...
January 19, 2025 at 5:35 AM
But...I just had a TikTok hit 109 views...
After a bummer day that that is still going, this James Hoffman video about getting a new espresso machine is just what my soul needed. <3 <3
January 19, 2025 at 4:51 AM
After a bummer day that that is still going, this James Hoffman video about getting a new espresso machine is just what my soul needed. <3 <3
By the time TikTok is back, I will have learned how to send photos from my Switch to my phone.
January 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
By the time TikTok is back, I will have learned how to send photos from my Switch to my phone.
I remember the night I read a book for more than 3 minutes
January 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I remember the night I read a book for more than 3 minutes
"Out of your league" usually refers to appearance, right? Someone isn't like "She's out of your league dude. She has a PhD and you're as dumb as shit" or does it?
January 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
"Out of your league" usually refers to appearance, right? Someone isn't like "She's out of your league dude. She has a PhD and you're as dumb as shit" or does it?
My 2025 resolution: to read the "What’s New in Chrome" page after an update and not just leave the tab open for 8 months unread.
January 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
My 2025 resolution: to read the "What’s New in Chrome" page after an update and not just leave the tab open for 8 months unread.
Why are there so many AI images of Gal Gadot on Instagram?
January 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Why are there so many AI images of Gal Gadot on Instagram?
I think this feeling is called "sadness" and "maybe depression"
January 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I think this feeling is called "sadness" and "maybe depression"
What a time to be into tuning your guitar: there's a pedal that's a tuner, there's a tuner in a modeling pedal, there's tuners you put on your headstock, there's tuners in the amps, there's tuners in the software. Lot of tuners.
January 15, 2025 at 4:24 AM
What a time to be into tuning your guitar: there's a pedal that's a tuner, there's a tuner in a modeling pedal, there's tuners you put on your headstock, there's tuners in the amps, there's tuners in the software. Lot of tuners.
Savage burn from today's #connections
January 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Savage burn from today's #connections
USPS: you know how we said that package was going to arrive on Thursday? Well, it's going to be there 3 days early. No worries!
UPS: this is going to take a week to deliver and it's currently 6 miles from your house and will continue to stay there for two days for some reason.
UPS: this is going to take a week to deliver and it's currently 6 miles from your house and will continue to stay there for two days for some reason.
January 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
USPS: you know how we said that package was going to arrive on Thursday? Well, it's going to be there 3 days early. No worries!
UPS: this is going to take a week to deliver and it's currently 6 miles from your house and will continue to stay there for two days for some reason.
UPS: this is going to take a week to deliver and it's currently 6 miles from your house and will continue to stay there for two days for some reason.
Getting the Wordle on the second guess? Meh.
Getting the Wordle on the LAST guess so the "Phew" notification shows up: could be the move.
Getting the Wordle on the LAST guess so the "Phew" notification shows up: could be the move.
January 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Getting the Wordle on the second guess? Meh.
Getting the Wordle on the LAST guess so the "Phew" notification shows up: could be the move.
Getting the Wordle on the LAST guess so the "Phew" notification shows up: could be the move.