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Toes

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Dame Toes chose us to serve her every whim in her dotage.
Beautiful, snuggly and exceedingly vocal manager of humans.
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Toes

@toesknows.bsky.social

Luv youz Bertie ❤️

A longhaired tortie cat is cuddling a Siamese cat

November 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM

Toes

@toesknows.bsky.social

Dis da laytist wun, hims gettink werse!

A catspeak Critta report card. A tortie cat holding a fountain pen has written F in red ink next to every expectation. It says 'See the headmaster' at the bottom.

November 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM

Toes

@toesknows.bsky.social

Hai frends! Iz brort sum Wervaz two enjoi bye da fyre 😸❤️

Cats relaxing in a living room in front of an open fire

November 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM

Toes

@toesknows.bsky.social

Ohw Lizzie dees lewk sew amaysink! ❤️ Pleez cud Iz hav an baskit two halp keyp ma frends warm afta Ollie's Polar plunge?
#AnipalHB

In a snowy scene a tortie cat wearing a knitted hat and scarf is in front of Lizzie's Holiday gift basket booth

November 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM

Toes

@toesknows.bsky.social

Challinj akseptid!
Dis lewk lyke sush fun! Iz goink inn Ollie!!! 💦❄️💦🙀🙀🙀

Ohw Iz comink fur dat hott toddi rite nowe @bertie1.bsky.social!

A longhaired tortie cat wearing a hat and scarf has jumped in to Ollie's Polar Bear Plunge pool.

Two cats wearing knitted hats are sitting in a snowy evening scene with hot drinks in front of them

November 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM

Toes

@toesknows.bsky.social

The word purfekshun written in red ink on white paper by a tortie cat holding a fountain pen

November 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM

Toes

@toesknows.bsky.social

Ohw mee two!! Dis sew cewl! ❄️❤️ #AnipalHB

A group of cats on a train decorated for the holidays

November 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM

Toes

@toesknows.bsky.social

Hai Alfie! Dis awl lewk sew jolli frend! 😻❤️ Iz reddy two gedt off ma poors an enjoi an coktayl afta awl da fun an shoppink pleez!
#AnipalHB

Cats are seated at Alfie's Holiday Bazaar Bar and BBQ booth

November 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM

Toes

@toesknows.bsky.social

Ohw dis awl sew bootifol Peyton!! Iz wud luv sum candi caynz pleez frend ❤️
#AnipalHB

A beautiful dog in a Santa hat is operating a Holiday decor and more booth. A tortie cat wearing a woolen hat and scarf is outside

November 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM

Toes

@toesknows.bsky.social

Gessink youz dreemz comsist ov disdapoyntmint

Mock up of report card number 4 for a underperforming Flim Flam Critta as decided by a tortie cat with a fountain pen

November 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM

Toes

@toesknows.bsky.social

Hav noe feer! Iz brort mergencee bak ub supplyz!!

A group of cats in winter clothing on a frozen lake. There is a red wheelbarrow full of Werther's and gin

November 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM

Toes

@toesknows.bsky.social

Youz shore?!

A longhaired tortie cat is drinking from a tap with her tongue out

November 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM

Toes

@toesknows.bsky.social

Ohw Flash dees lewk sew gud!! Iz wud luv evafink pleez fanks!
#anipalHB #plundercats

A handsome orange cat has a fried food booth. A longhaired tortie cat in a hat and scarf is waiting to be served

November 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM

Toes

@toesknows.bsky.social

Sorri dis bitt layt but idt fur ma swete frend @flashtastic.bsky.social an hims fambly. Wiwl miss da youzez an wisch youz awl da bess finks inn lyfe ❤️

(Sorry this is bit late but this is for my sweet friend Flash and his family. Will miss you and wish you all the best things in life)
#plundercats

November 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM

Toes

@toesknows.bsky.social

[Hello Toes' wonderful friends. I have some life stuff coming up so Toes won't be here to play for a little while. Nothing serious and we'll be back soon. Will miss you all ❤️]