Tony
@toehewitt.bsky.social
Sarcastic, coffee swillin’, Scouse dog walker. Pool shark & retro gamer (Antsteam: toehewitt). FPL/LFC, sunsets, power ballads & neon signs. Here for a daft laugh. Cancer survivor! I REALLY LIKE EATING.
Urgh. Did Oliver write this? Awful.
May 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Urgh. Did Oliver write this? Awful.
Pricks. Good job I had a free bet leftover from The Masters last weekend. You just knew at 3-4. Thanking you. Pricks. 🙄💰
April 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Pricks. Good job I had a free bet leftover from The Masters last weekend. You just knew at 3-4. Thanking you. Pricks. 🙄💰
Incredible PR on the 11th April. 👌
April 11, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Incredible PR on the 11th April. 👌
You have to bet on a horse called Brookie, don’t you? Arr ay, Jimmy…
April 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
You have to bet on a horse called Brookie, don’t you? Arr ay, Jimmy…
Every single company doing the obligatory April Fools joke on social media today…
April 1, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Every single company doing the obligatory April Fools joke on social media today…
Cheers, Sky. You ruined an absolutely brilliant song. You can now get to fuck, along with that particular holidaying company who ruined a particular Christmas classic.
March 27, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Cheers, Sky. You ruined an absolutely brilliant song. You can now get to fuck, along with that particular holidaying company who ruined a particular Christmas classic.
Loads of people still outraged by our disgusting, filthy smash ‘n grab from last night it seems. Up the spawny jammy Reds. 👊👊👊
March 6, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Loads of people still outraged by our disgusting, filthy smash ‘n grab from last night it seems. Up the spawny jammy Reds. 👊👊👊
Well. It’s big Johnny H’s chance to become a legend tonight. 👀
February 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Well. It’s big Johnny H’s chance to become a legend tonight. 👀
The timing here is just lovely. 👌
February 17, 2025 at 10:30 AM
The timing here is just lovely. 👌
You’re alright, cheers. 👍
February 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
You’re alright, cheers. 👍
I’m bothered by Popeye’s overuse of the phrase “y’all”, when addressing me (‘me’ in the singular). But apparently it’s ok. Twitch twitch…
February 7, 2025 at 10:44 AM
I’m bothered by Popeye’s overuse of the phrase “y’all”, when addressing me (‘me’ in the singular). But apparently it’s ok. Twitch twitch…
This was far, far nicer than it should have been. Maybe I’ll get another one next Christmas too. 🤞
February 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
This was far, far nicer than it should have been. Maybe I’ll get another one next Christmas too. 🤞
The most typical Darwizzy match and stats. THIRTY SEVEN shots. Phew. Get in. FFS. #CaptainChaos
January 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The most typical Darwizzy match and stats. THIRTY SEVEN shots. Phew. Get in. FFS. #CaptainChaos
Surely I can’t do more steps in 2025 than in 2024? I think the 5 year streak might be over. Reducing my steps from two marathons a week (on average) would be nice….
January 2, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Surely I can’t do more steps in 2025 than in 2024? I think the 5 year streak might be over. Reducing my steps from two marathons a week (on average) would be nice….
Delighted with my Saka to Gordon move. Nice big fat green arrow. Back in the top 500k… for now.
December 26, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Delighted with my Saka to Gordon move. Nice big fat green arrow. Back in the top 500k… for now.
Closing down TGI’s and then a week later opening a new Popeye’s next door is giving me the biggest case of mixed emotions.
December 23, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Closing down TGI’s and then a week later opening a new Popeye’s next door is giving me the biggest case of mixed emotions.
Saw The Bootleg Beatles at the Phil last night. They are unreal. The music, vocals and mannerisms of all four are just absolutely perfect. Easily one of the best and most entertaining live acts that I’ve ever seen.
December 9, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Saw The Bootleg Beatles at the Phil last night. They are unreal. The music, vocals and mannerisms of all four are just absolutely perfect. Easily one of the best and most entertaining live acts that I’ve ever seen.
Diaz to Mitoma - nice and straightforward. Barring any other postponements, this should hopefully be another decent week. 🤞
December 7, 2024 at 12:09 PM
Diaz to Mitoma - nice and straightforward. Barring any other postponements, this should hopefully be another decent week. 🤞
How many games have you lost in the last 7, lad?
December 1, 2024 at 5:59 PM
How many games have you lost in the last 7, lad?
