Sound up for this handsome boy’s purr.

This is going to be the longest four years in US history.

Me and my interfaith congregation are out here making sack lunches for the homeless like

Here’s a silly Xander to hopefully brighten your day. It’s MLK’s day today. That orange clown doesn’t count.

Hi, I’m God.

I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president.

So you’re telling me you couldn’t be bothered to support Democrats in order to save

NATO
Voting rights
Civil rights
Schools
The environment
The economy
The working class
Unions
The CDC
Bodily autonomy
The FDA
Consumers
Farmers
Housing
Democracy

But Tik Tok is a real issue for you?

Yeah. Fuck off.

Silly Tucker

My boys.