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todude.bsky.social
@todude.bsky.social
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I block sockpuppets and trolls. I don't suffer fools. Apparently Bluesky says I'm "rude" because I've told one too many Nazis to get fucked. Who knew!
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Their tagline for the holidays is "Pack Your Box".
'twas tTe Nut Before Christmas
November 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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two grey tabby cats cuddling
November 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Walter hugs the Dude and says "Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling."
November 2, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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Crash Davis tells Nuke that "This game is fun. Fun, god damn it!"
October 31, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Jose Bautista throws his bat away after destroying the pathetic Texas Rangers.
October 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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It is not.
Ernie Clement splits vs RH and LH SP
July 20, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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Receipts.
A Bluesky user claiming that the Earth is 6,000 years old.
July 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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A Bluesky user idiotically complaining about Vladimir Guerrero Jr.
July 10, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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A mustachioed cowboy from Tombstone says "Well ... bye."
July 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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A woman floating face-down in a swimming pool.
June 26, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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A cat sitting on an aircraft carrier, pushing a fighter jet into the sea and curiously watching it go.
June 26, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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"I say, let 'em crash!"
June 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Pretty much.
A group of characters from the Simpsons at the bottom of a pit, describing how they'll now get out of said pit by digging "up".
May 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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A poster that reads "Keep calm and stay Shiny", with an image of a the Serenity spaceship from Firefly.
May 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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March 27, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM