I still need to listen but where will this be on the Rocky Burnette scale of awesomeness is my only thought going in.

What happened to all the barrels of whiskey we had?

As much as I want to correct you that it is wrapped up like a duece… you’ve accurately portrayed how the pope would sing it.

Need the dollar cost per life for USAID so whenever they do something like buy a private jet for $200m with government funds one can point out it cost 50000 children’s’ lives it something like that.

That’s up there with West Indian Girl for early oughts Astralwerks favorites.

If only it distracted Dolan enough for the Knicks to win one, this crap would have been worth it. That said if they do this with Weekend at Bernie’s, I’m there.

One of those “I’m here to fact check mainly to suggest one sees this one too.”

Little pig boy comes from the dirt.

That watch looks to be $50k+ too. Let them eat cake feels glib at this point.