Todd Waites
@toddwaites.bsky.social
Narrator, Audiobbok Pruducer @ Twin Tales Audio, Voice Over, Black Belt, Bad Golfer Narrating Live on Discord Daily
"You know what you like and you like what you know"
December 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
"You know what you like and you like what you know"
"Tired plumbing wakes me in the morning. Shower runs hot, runs cold playing with me. Well, I'm up for the down side, life's a bitch & all that stuff. So come & shake some apples from my tree. Have to pay for my minibar madness.
Itemised phone bill overload."
Itemised phone bill overload."
December 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
"Tired plumbing wakes me in the morning. Shower runs hot, runs cold playing with me. Well, I'm up for the down side, life's a bitch & all that stuff. So come & shake some apples from my tree. Have to pay for my minibar madness.
Itemised phone bill overload."
Itemised phone bill overload."
Have a great Columbus Day! I hope you get to spend it with friends and family!
October 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Have a great Columbus Day! I hope you get to spend it with friends and family!
"If someone asked me, "Hey guy, you
Where do you go? What do you do?"
I wouldn't know what I could say?"
Where do you go? What do you do?"
I wouldn't know what I could say?"
October 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
"If someone asked me, "Hey guy, you
Where do you go? What do you do?"
I wouldn't know what I could say?"
Where do you go? What do you do?"
I wouldn't know what I could say?"
"You are not alone. But how long can you run? It's much too late if you don't know what you've got until it's gone."
September 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"You are not alone. But how long can you run? It's much too late if you don't know what you've got until it's gone."
"Sometimes I think it's a shame when I get feeling better, when I'm feeling no pain."
September 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
"Sometimes I think it's a shame when I get feeling better, when I'm feeling no pain."
"What a day for laughter and walking at night. Me following after, your hand holding tight. And the memory stays clear with the song that you hear. If I can but make
the words awake the feeling"
the words awake the feeling"
September 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
"What a day for laughter and walking at night. Me following after, your hand holding tight. And the memory stays clear with the song that you hear. If I can but make
the words awake the feeling"
the words awake the feeling"
"One of the most horrifying and surprising evolutions we have witnessed among our widespread campus network is the rapid movement away from tolerating opposing ideas and respectful debate to the deployment of obscene bully tactics"
September 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
"One of the most horrifying and surprising evolutions we have witnessed among our widespread campus network is the rapid movement away from tolerating opposing ideas and respectful debate to the deployment of obscene bully tactics"
"Everyone has the right to make his own decisions, but none has the right to force his decision on others."
September 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
"Everyone has the right to make his own decisions, but none has the right to force his decision on others."
"Youf face is gross, you eat white toast, you don't know what to do, and just your luck you really suck and so I'm sick of you"
September 18, 2025 at 6:49 AM
"Youf face is gross, you eat white toast, you don't know what to do, and just your luck you really suck and so I'm sick of you"
"This deli tray is unacceptable!"
September 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
"This deli tray is unacceptable!"
I'm truly astounded at the amount of hate on here. If you can celebrate the death of another person simply because you disagree with their politics, you are a horrible person. As Jimmy Kimmel said "can we just for one day agree that it is horrible and monstrous to shoot another human?”
September 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I'm truly astounded at the amount of hate on here. If you can celebrate the death of another person simply because you disagree with their politics, you are a horrible person. As Jimmy Kimmel said "can we just for one day agree that it is horrible and monstrous to shoot another human?”
"Doing what you want to do is easy. Doing what you have to do is hard."
September 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
"Doing what you want to do is easy. Doing what you have to do is hard."
"Got the law laid down to the left of me. Got the real world to the right. Heading up through the middle with my cat and my fiddle"
September 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
"Got the law laid down to the left of me. Got the real world to the right. Heading up through the middle with my cat and my fiddle"
"I'm the kind of man who likes to get away,
likes to start dreaming about tomorrow, today."
likes to start dreaming about tomorrow, today."
September 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
"I'm the kind of man who likes to get away,
likes to start dreaming about tomorrow, today."
likes to start dreaming about tomorrow, today."
"You're in the psycho circus. And I say welcome to the show."
September 3, 2025 at 12:35 PM
"You're in the psycho circus. And I say welcome to the show."
"You're never too old to rock n roll if you're too young to die"
September 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
"You're never too old to rock n roll if you're too young to die"
"Oh Fred Bear, walk with me down the trails again. Take me back, back where I belong. Fred Bear,
I'm glad to have you at my side my friend
and I'll join you in the big hunt before too long."
I'm glad to have you at my side my friend
and I'll join you in the big hunt before too long."
August 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
"Oh Fred Bear, walk with me down the trails again. Take me back, back where I belong. Fred Bear,
I'm glad to have you at my side my friend
and I'll join you in the big hunt before too long."
I'm glad to have you at my side my friend
and I'll join you in the big hunt before too long."
"The ice cream lady wet her drawers to see you in the passion play. "
August 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
"The ice cream lady wet her drawers to see you in the passion play. "
"Tired plumbing wakes me in the morning. Shower runs hot, runs cold playing with me. Well, I'm up for the down side, life's a bitch and all that stuff: so come and shake some apples from my tree"
August 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
"Tired plumbing wakes me in the morning. Shower runs hot, runs cold playing with me. Well, I'm up for the down side, life's a bitch and all that stuff: so come and shake some apples from my tree"
"We're all running on a tightrope wearing slippers in the snow."
August 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
"We're all running on a tightrope wearing slippers in the snow."
“No one’s rights can be secured by the violation of the rights of others.”
August 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
“No one’s rights can be secured by the violation of the rights of others.”
"You're in the psycho circus, and i say welcome to the show."
August 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
"You're in the psycho circus, and i say welcome to the show."
Going to be fun narrating this audiobook!
August 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Going to be fun narrating this audiobook!