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I don’t know. Telling me a zombie franchise entry is the best since the first because it dares to have very few zombies is not the flex you think it is. Maybe. Again. Dunno.
December 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I don’t know. Telling me a zombie franchise entry is the best since the first because it dares to have very few zombies is not the flex you think it is. Maybe. Again. Dunno.
The Rock got casted. share.google/uDG1vZtf3btz...
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December 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The Rock got casted. share.google/uDG1vZtf3btz...
Fingers crossed that tomorrow I will finally also be announced as one of the actors Tarantino can’t stand!
December 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Fingers crossed that tomorrow I will finally also be announced as one of the actors Tarantino can’t stand!
First VHS video stores did it to the movie theaters. Then Blockbuster did it to the VHS video stores. Then Netflix did it to Blockbuster. This is the natural progression in capitalism. There should be no surprises.
December 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
First VHS video stores did it to the movie theaters. Then Blockbuster did it to the VHS video stores. Then Netflix did it to Blockbuster. This is the natural progression in capitalism. There should be no surprises.
You guys. Cuba needs to lie down. He’s exhausted.
December 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
You guys. Cuba needs to lie down. He’s exhausted.
I wish Quentin Tarantino had called me the worst actor in SAG. The free publicity would be a boon to my career.
December 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I wish Quentin Tarantino had called me the worst actor in SAG. The free publicity would be a boon to my career.
Disappeared to the garage to smoke some weed and get away from the holiday cheer; Nine Inch Nails was playing and I laid my head back in angst against the fridge, and it was just like yesterday except my head got cold because my hair has been thinning for awhile now.
November 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Disappeared to the garage to smoke some weed and get away from the holiday cheer; Nine Inch Nails was playing and I laid my head back in angst against the fridge, and it was just like yesterday except my head got cold because my hair has been thinning for awhile now.
My tombstone will probably read: “Here lies a man who always made a point of answering whenever he was asked a rhetorical question.”
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 AM
My tombstone will probably read: “Here lies a man who always made a point of answering whenever he was asked a rhetorical question.”
Happy birthday, Dad. Miss you so very much.
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Happy birthday, Dad. Miss you so very much.
Thanks for stopping by, Udo.
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Thanks for stopping by, Udo.
I have no idea who I am or what I’m supposed to be doing. I’m 53.
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I have no idea who I am or what I’m supposed to be doing. I’m 53.
A dude who lives in hotels and Airbnbs is not “homeless,” for godssakes.
November 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
A dude who lives in hotels and Airbnbs is not “homeless,” for godssakes.
My tombstone will probably read: “Here lies a man whose acting career was definitively non-AI, but nobody turned that into a thing and then they all started railing against AI, so what the fuck did you expect? Guy was replaced by a cartoon when he was thirty.”
November 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
My tombstone will probably read: “Here lies a man whose acting career was definitively non-AI, but nobody turned that into a thing and then they all started railing against AI, so what the fuck did you expect? Guy was replaced by a cartoon when he was thirty.”
I am still working on getting through it, but so far Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein has taught me that we as a society have deeply undervalued Frank Henenlotter’s Frankenhooker.
November 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I am still working on getting through it, but so far Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein has taught me that we as a society have deeply undervalued Frank Henenlotter’s Frankenhooker.
It’s midnight and I’m not famous yet.
- j. buffett
- j. buffett
November 16, 2025 at 8:00 AM
It’s midnight and I’m not famous yet.
- j. buffett
- j. buffett
My tombstone will probably read: “Here lies a man who could not have given a shit less about which lines Leonardo DiCaprio might have improvised.”
November 16, 2025 at 7:47 AM
My tombstone will probably read: “Here lies a man who could not have given a shit less about which lines Leonardo DiCaprio might have improvised.”
Current mood.
November 16, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Current mood.
25 years today, and it has been like this the whole time. Happy Anniversary to the most perfect person in the universe. I love you, Hilary Davis Anderson!😍
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
25 years today, and it has been like this the whole time. Happy Anniversary to the most perfect person in the universe. I love you, Hilary Davis Anderson!😍
Movie stardom in this day and age means you can remake any movie from your childhood no matter how dumb it was. Used to be you could make whatever the fuck you wanted. AI is the natural evolution of this bean counter bullshit. I don’t know what else you could expect.
November 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Movie stardom in this day and age means you can remake any movie from your childhood no matter how dumb it was. Used to be you could make whatever the fuck you wanted. AI is the natural evolution of this bean counter bullshit. I don’t know what else you could expect.
To date, I have not been approached to appear in The Mummy 4 which reunites Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz in their original roles despite the fact that I appeared in Blast from the Past with Brendan Fraser. It’s probably because Alicia Silverstone is anti-vaxx.
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
To date, I have not been approached to appear in The Mummy 4 which reunites Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz in their original roles despite the fact that I appeared in Blast from the Past with Brendan Fraser. It’s probably because Alicia Silverstone is anti-vaxx.
My tombstone will probably read, “Here lies a man who didn’t trust the polls but they did predict he was a loser in high school.”
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
My tombstone will probably read, “Here lies a man who didn’t trust the polls but they did predict he was a loser in high school.”
November 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
My tombstone will probably read, “Here lies a man who was unpopular but still kinda liked.”
October 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
My tombstone will probably read, “Here lies a man who was unpopular but still kinda liked.”
The problem with the Democrats is they welcome all kinds of John Fettermans into the Party. It’s that very element that keeps me a non-affiliated voter.
October 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The problem with the Democrats is they welcome all kinds of John Fettermans into the Party. It’s that very element that keeps me a non-affiliated voter.
My tombstone will probably read: “Here lies a man who never achieved a properly lucrative amount of fame, but he had a creepy stalker anyway.”
October 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
My tombstone will probably read: “Here lies a man who never achieved a properly lucrative amount of fame, but he had a creepy stalker anyway.”