Please, some reporter pitch him a question like "Prime Minister Starmer recently announced he's reduced drug prices in the U.K. by over 52,000 percent. Can you promise Americans will enjoy the same sort of relief?"
December 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Please, some reporter pitch him a question like "Prime Minister Starmer recently announced he's reduced drug prices in the U.K. by over 52,000 percent. Can you promise Americans will enjoy the same sort of relief?"
The kids are excited for the Nonna Giuseppe meet-and-greet.
December 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
The kids are excited for the Nonna Giuseppe meet-and-greet.
That's how it works at Build-A-Bear Workshop, too.
December 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
That's how it works at Build-A-Bear Workshop, too.
3 quitters on why everyone else sucks.
December 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
3 quitters on why everyone else sucks.
Sean Duffy's air travel itinerary: 1) Put on suit, gotta look good. 2) Go to airport. 3) Do a workout. 4) Wait, what was I doing again? 5) Oh I missed my flight because I'm insane.
December 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Sean Duffy's air travel itinerary: 1) Put on suit, gotta look good. 2) Go to airport. 3) Do a workout. 4) Wait, what was I doing again? 5) Oh I missed my flight because I'm insane.
All you need is the core rulebook, some dice, and this entire deck of all the shit that can wrong with your musket.
December 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
All you need is the core rulebook, some dice, and this entire deck of all the shit that can wrong with your musket.
Worst version of Clue ever published. "I suspect Michelle Obama with Joe Biden's Auto-Pen in the East Wing"
December 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Worst version of Clue ever published. "I suspect Michelle Obama with Joe Biden's Auto-Pen in the East Wing"
The Jimmy Carter presidency (1917-1881), brought to you by Christopher Nolan's "Tenet."
December 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The Jimmy Carter presidency (1917-1881), brought to you by Christopher Nolan's "Tenet."
Do they know you're there? 😶🌫️
November 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Do they know you're there? 😶🌫️
His change in approval rating is 600%, 800%, 900%, some say as much as 1,000%.
November 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
His change in approval rating is 600%, 800%, 900%, some say as much as 1,000%.
Sometimes I wake up to find my cat left this sort of thing for me on the floor while I was asleep, but I don't collect it, gild it, and mount it on the wall like a psychopath.
November 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Sometimes I wake up to find my cat left this sort of thing for me on the floor while I was asleep, but I don't collect it, gild it, and mount it on the wall like a psychopath.
We only have to wait one Musk! (1 Musk = 2 years from now, but not really)
November 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
We only have to wait one Musk! (1 Musk = 2 years from now, but not really)
Hollywood power-couple name: "Riggy"
October 31, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Hollywood power-couple name: "Riggy"
Kind of a letdown but I guess we'll have to make due with the Chauney Billups Files.
October 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Kind of a letdown but I guess we'll have to make due with the Chauney Billups Files.
Just gotta clear up some unsightly tombstones and "Trump International Golf Club, Arlington" is good to go.
October 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Just gotta clear up some unsightly tombstones and "Trump International Golf Club, Arlington" is good to go.
And then they kissed.
October 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
And then they kissed.
The internet is TUBES.
October 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The internet is TUBES.
Fall is what you get if you crossed the Old Testament with stackoverflow. Definitely not his most accessible, but I don't think it could be accessible and be what it is. I think about that book all the time.
October 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Fall is what you get if you crossed the Old Testament with stackoverflow. Definitely not his most accessible, but I don't think it could be accessible and be what it is. I think about that book all the time.
Did you know: Cowdoy is played by world-renowned character actor Broben Kelly.
September 30, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Did you know: Cowdoy is played by world-renowned character actor Broben Kelly.
I'm not a murderer, I'm just firing this Glock towards the playground.
September 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I'm not a murderer, I'm just firing this Glock towards the playground.
Cardinal Dolan to be named a saint for being a stopped clock that is miraculously always wrong.
September 19, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Cardinal Dolan to be named a saint for being a stopped clock that is miraculously always wrong.
Psst only 8 of the top 50 most populated American cities are run by Republicans. So they're kinda at war against cities.
September 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Psst only 8 of the top 50 most populated American cities are run by Republicans. So they're kinda at war against cities.
I am convinced Scott Bessent is Will Ferrell doing a bit.
September 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I am convinced Scott Bessent is Will Ferrell doing a bit.
Recommend? My dude, people are driving around with bumper stickers apologizing for buying a car from you...
September 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Recommend? My dude, people are driving around with bumper stickers apologizing for buying a car from you...