@toddmorr.bsky.social
Writer, guitar player, adventurer, soul patch aficionado, current Florida Man. Self-proclaimed king of the Ultra Violent Cozy.
You know what to do.
October 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
You know what to do.
Good advice.
Bleeding Mountain Dew, breathing Bacon Cheeseburgers, and writing songs about aquatic architecture at the two-for-one suicide machine sale on Mars.
Fuck AI.
Provolone, everybody, Provolone.
Bleeding Mountain Dew, breathing Bacon Cheeseburgers, and writing songs about aquatic architecture at the two-for-one suicide machine sale on Mars.
Fuck AI.
Provolone, everybody, Provolone.
August 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Good advice.
Bleeding Mountain Dew, breathing Bacon Cheeseburgers, and writing songs about aquatic architecture at the two-for-one suicide machine sale on Mars.
Fuck AI.
Provolone, everybody, Provolone.
Bleeding Mountain Dew, breathing Bacon Cheeseburgers, and writing songs about aquatic architecture at the two-for-one suicide machine sale on Mars.
Fuck AI.
Provolone, everybody, Provolone.
I don't want people to throw sandwiches at me (why waste a good sandwich?), but if you do, even if you bounce a number 13 on wheat off my dome, I won't press charges, because I'm not a big puss.
August 17, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I don't want people to throw sandwiches at me (why waste a good sandwich?), but if you do, even if you bounce a number 13 on wheat off my dome, I won't press charges, because I'm not a big puss.
Read this one on the sly when I was 11 or so.
August 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Read this one on the sly when I was 11 or so.
Is this real? Who the fuck knows. But if Lemmy tells you to do somerhing (even if he really didn't) you god damn well better do it.
Nothing to read?
I've got you covered.
www.amazon.com/Briefcase-Fu...
Nothing to read?
I've got you covered.
www.amazon.com/Briefcase-Fu...
July 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Is this real? Who the fuck knows. But if Lemmy tells you to do somerhing (even if he really didn't) you god damn well better do it.
Nothing to read?
I've got you covered.
www.amazon.com/Briefcase-Fu...
Nothing to read?
I've got you covered.
www.amazon.com/Briefcase-Fu...
Don't forget about the raccoons.
www.amazon.com/Briefcase-Fu...
www.amazon.com/Briefcase-Fu...
July 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Don't forget about the raccoons.
www.amazon.com/Briefcase-Fu...
www.amazon.com/Briefcase-Fu...
So, all I have to do is set a good example by going out and drinking? On it.
June 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
So, all I have to do is set a good example by going out and drinking? On it.
Get out there, people.
June 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Get out there, people.
Toddzilla, on the other hand. Doesn't really give a fuck.
May 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Toddzilla, on the other hand. Doesn't really give a fuck.
I know what I'm doing on Wednesday.
May 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I know what I'm doing on Wednesday.
That liquor won't drink itself.
May 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
That liquor won't drink itself.
No one asked but here's the Writing Process set to music.
January 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
No one asked but here's the Writing Process set to music.
I was feeling pretty good having the Creature Commandos coming to my rescue but realized I actually watched Squid Game last.
Not liking my chances.
Not liking my chances.
January 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I was feeling pretty good having the Creature Commandos coming to my rescue but realized I actually watched Squid Game last.
Not liking my chances.
Not liking my chances.
Better leaked script from the True Romance reboot.
December 2, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Better leaked script from the True Romance reboot.
Leaked script for the True Romance reboot.
(For the record I find the Snyderverse to be solidly okay.)
(For the record I find the Snyderverse to be solidly okay.)
December 1, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Leaked script for the True Romance reboot.
(For the record I find the Snyderverse to be solidly okay.)
(For the record I find the Snyderverse to be solidly okay.)
Just trying to offer some solid advice and guitar solos.
November 16, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Just trying to offer some solid advice and guitar solos.