@toddmeyer12.bsky.social
Ahoy ahoy!
December 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Do you have a tapeworm that you're trying to punish?
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 AM
So send him down already!
December 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
December 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Don't forget Steve Bannon
November 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov This should be the lead of your presentations until further notice! Especially during a government shutdown where, very soon, military families are going to have to stay going to food banks. Get on the ball and make Trump pay for this!
October 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Mike Judge has to be throwing his can of beer at the TV, screaming "COME ON! I wrote this DECADES ago!"
September 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Will anybody ever respect our country - or its government - ever again?
September 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
There's an entire section of fictional novels in your local library explaining why this is a PHENOMENALLY bad idea.
August 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Should I spark the revolution by asking how you feel about the "pockets" in women's clothing?
August 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Because they know the average American slept through their high school econ classes, so all they have to do is say something about tariffs or interest rates, and the viewer will just change the channel.
July 31, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Does... does the UNIVERSITY have anything to do with gender-reassignment surgery on MINORS?
July 31, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The Blair Witch Craft Project

#MildHorror
July 31, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Polter-Willie Geist

#MildHorror
July 31, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The Amityville Irritant
#MildHorror
July 31, 2025 at 4:30 PM
You better be careful, Jessica, or Trump will order Rupert Murdoch to have you "accidentally" take a walk out of a fifth-story window.
July 31, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Can I politely request to tag along?
July 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Wanna bet this won't apply if the person saying their faith is correct is Jewish. Or Muslim. Or Buddhist. Or Hindu. Or Taoist. Or...
July 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM