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Todd Kirby
@toddkirby.bsky.social
Wipe your feet really good on the rhythm rug. If you feel the urge to freak, do the jitterbug. Come and spread your arms if you really need a hug.
I’m way ahead of the game on “boys getting fat,” so things are looking up in 2026!
December 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Thank you for not voting for Ryan Braun
December 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Such an amazing piece that I’m sure wasn’t easy to write. As always, well done, Stephen.
December 19, 2025 at 1:13 PM
“Everyone is so stupid now,” is so simple and so very true.
December 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Every year your name choices make me howl, and this year it was Grayham. Well done as always. Merry Christmas to the Magary clan!
December 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
“Now, it has been revived by the two biggest assholes in the world.”

Fixed it for you.
December 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM