Todd Haynes
@toddhaynes.bsky.social
Waves hand vaguely “I’m not the Todd Haynes you’re looking for.”
Its a small step from "I can't believe he's lying to us about this." to "If he's lying to us about this, what else has he lied to us about?" How many of them will be able to make that step?
July 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Its a small step from "I can't believe he's lying to us about this." to "If he's lying to us about this, what else has he lied to us about?" How many of them will be able to make that step?
A small request to all “conservative” voters. Can you all just start sending your money to the rich directly, and leave the rest of us out of it? Thank you for your attention on this matter.
July 2, 2025 at 12:22 PM
A small request to all “conservative” voters. Can you all just start sending your money to the rich directly, and leave the rest of us out of it? Thank you for your attention on this matter.
Say what you want about Abrego Garcia, but between him and the US president, only one of them is a convicted felon, and an adjucated rapist.
April 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Say what you want about Abrego Garcia, but between him and the US president, only one of them is a convicted felon, and an adjucated rapist.
The reason the Trump administration is firing all of the scientists, is that scientists aren't in the business of telling you what you want to hear.
March 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The reason the Trump administration is firing all of the scientists, is that scientists aren't in the business of telling you what you want to hear.
Republican ideology has, at long last, been boiled down to its bare essence in the form of a perpetual “dick measuring” contest in performative cruelty.
March 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Republican ideology has, at long last, been boiled down to its bare essence in the form of a perpetual “dick measuring” contest in performative cruelty.
In the interest of maintaining my sanity by posting about something other than the terrible mess we’re all in here’s a short video of me flying my paramotor.
March 6, 2025 at 12:32 PM
In the interest of maintaining my sanity by posting about something other than the terrible mess we’re all in here’s a short video of me flying my paramotor.
If you ever find yourself doing dishes, or another mundane chore while meowing the theme to Monty Python's Flying Circus, and your S/O enters, and rather than asking WTF you're doing, seamlessly joins in meowing the theme to Monty Python's Flying Circus, this is a sign that you've found, "the one".
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
If you ever find yourself doing dishes, or another mundane chore while meowing the theme to Monty Python's Flying Circus, and your S/O enters, and rather than asking WTF you're doing, seamlessly joins in meowing the theme to Monty Python's Flying Circus, this is a sign that you've found, "the one".
Stolen from Reddit.
February 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Stolen from Reddit.
Reposted by Todd Haynes
My inner anarchist really wants to buy a bunch of small swastika stickers to surreptitiously apply to all the Teslas at the service center nearby, but the rest of me is too appalled at the thought of purchasing swastika stickers.
January 22, 2025 at 1:08 PM
My inner anarchist really wants to buy a bunch of small swastika stickers to surreptitiously apply to all the Teslas at the service center nearby, but the rest of me is too appalled at the thought of purchasing swastika stickers.
Just went to the store to grab some free eggs, and now I'm in jail. This is Biden's fault somehow right
January 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Just went to the store to grab some free eggs, and now I'm in jail. This is Biden's fault somehow right
Blaming DEI has become the right’s favorite new “hard R”.
January 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Blaming DEI has become the right’s favorite new “hard R”.
Knowing the history of the labor movement and what it took to get us to the 40 hr work week, I disagree, The rich aren’t smart enough to be that devious. They’d have us working 24/7 if they could. That said I think whoever wrote this absolutely nailed the psychology of our consumer culture.
January 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Knowing the history of the labor movement and what it took to get us to the 40 hr work week, I disagree, The rich aren’t smart enough to be that devious. They’d have us working 24/7 if they could. That said I think whoever wrote this absolutely nailed the psychology of our consumer culture.
Two words... Birria Ramen.
January 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Two words... Birria Ramen.
Why is US Steel bothering to sue the government, when they could just donate a million to Trump’s inaugural fund?
January 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Why is US Steel bothering to sue the government, when they could just donate a million to Trump’s inaugural fund?
Its profoundly disturbing to me, with the number of people gunned down in America every year, the federal government does nothing until someone shoots a CEO.
December 19, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Its profoundly disturbing to me, with the number of people gunned down in America every year, the federal government does nothing until someone shoots a CEO.
I have no idea why she does this. Her face is about 2mm from the back of the couch.
December 17, 2024 at 11:45 PM
I have no idea why she does this. Her face is about 2mm from the back of the couch.
Help Wanted!
Are you over 70, and refuse to admit that the political stances of fifty years ago no longer attract voters? Are you willing to cling to power at all costs, undermining any young fools that try to step up to leadership positions while the country burns? The Democratic Party needs YOU!
Are you over 70, and refuse to admit that the political stances of fifty years ago no longer attract voters? Are you willing to cling to power at all costs, undermining any young fools that try to step up to leadership positions while the country burns? The Democratic Party needs YOU!
December 17, 2024 at 11:16 AM
Help Wanted!
Are you over 70, and refuse to admit that the political stances of fifty years ago no longer attract voters? Are you willing to cling to power at all costs, undermining any young fools that try to step up to leadership positions while the country burns? The Democratic Party needs YOU!
Are you over 70, and refuse to admit that the political stances of fifty years ago no longer attract voters? Are you willing to cling to power at all costs, undermining any young fools that try to step up to leadership positions while the country burns? The Democratic Party needs YOU!
I resent the idea that introverts are paralyzed by social anxiety. I can be perfectly sociable when I want to be. I just don’t want to be nearly as often as your average extrovert. I need alone time to recharge.
December 14, 2024 at 2:27 PM
I resent the idea that introverts are paralyzed by social anxiety. I can be perfectly sociable when I want to be. I just don’t want to be nearly as often as your average extrovert. I need alone time to recharge.
Console exclusives should be ineligible for GOTY, fight me.
December 14, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Console exclusives should be ineligible for GOTY, fight me.
Reposted by Todd Haynes
“I was a complete idiot until about a month ago.” Is a conviction I’ve held for many years now.
December 12, 2024 at 8:39 PM
“I was a complete idiot until about a month ago.” Is a conviction I’ve held for many years now.
I’ve got two words for all the right wing talking heads clutching their pearls over the widespread support for Luigi Mangione, and they are Kyle Rittenhouse.
December 11, 2024 at 3:12 PM
I’ve got two words for all the right wing talking heads clutching their pearls over the widespread support for Luigi Mangione, and they are Kyle Rittenhouse.
Fish sauce is the most miraculous substance on earth. It smells like a gorilla’s armpit, but makes things taste amazing in small amounts. Its become my secret ingredient of choice.
December 11, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Fish sauce is the most miraculous substance on earth. It smells like a gorilla’s armpit, but makes things taste amazing in small amounts. Its become my secret ingredient of choice.