It was only 50 in Chicago about a decade ago. You can't afford not to puke at those prices.

Look, a distraction!

The current fashion seems to be highly dodgy AI stuff tailored for a fast sell to the big boys. I love wacky new solutions to problems as much as anyone, but I think the local dream is to sell out to the kids in Bellevue or Lake Union and disappear back into the darkness.

I think in this instance you're allowed to activate jerk mode.

The Utah Republican Party thinks kids killing themselves is great. (Source: how they vote.) Spencer Cox pretends not to like kids killing themselves when he knows his veto will be overridden, but he'll always be there to support kids killing themselves when his party needs him.

Your constituents appreciate you sticking to your guns, and for keeping us in the loop.

Make sure to note that they should send detailed pictures of the worst bits since due to cutbacks it is necessary to deal with the worst piles of poop first.

Congress can remove trump and Vance and have Mike Johnson as president in a week. But they aren't doing that.

This is on brand for Spencer Cox. He served as the veil of reasonableness for Herbert, but only ever met in the middle when it cost nothing from the far right agenda. Vetoes when he knew it was already overridden, lip service but no action, thoughts and prayers. He's just skinny bald Mike Lee.

Why in the hell are the capital police or FBI not stopping any of this? No agent or officer who ventilates Elmo + co in the act of cyber terrorism is going to get convicted by a jury of their peers.