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Mr. (Sphinx) Tenna!
@todaysprescription.bsky.social
everybody’s favorite host!
written by https://Pane/

inquiries? just saying hi? send them here!
https://yourcrt.straw.page/

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DC: 6
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pfp: Alexia-21302

(RP/Parody account) (nsfw dni)

(DARK THEMES AHEAD)
i didn’t even pay them to stack like cups but honestly it worked out for me

i only needed to pay them for the work one person would do!
October 6, 2025 at 12:14 PM
great!!
*tadaa, confetti on his screen!*

you're a natural at this!
two in a row, on your first quiz?

let's keep it rolling!! ^)

heere's the last one!

*the lights turn off.*
*only his screen illuminates the place. he stood still. too still.*

🕈︎✋︎☹︎☹︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ 🏱︎✋︎👍︎😐︎ 🕆︎🏱︎✍︎

*the ticking echoed off the room.*
October 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
October 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
spamton threw my kids in the meatgrinder can someone play the peppa pig jigsaw puzzle and fix them
October 3, 2025 at 11:57 AM
September 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
eh-?? i thought the clown show was on in an hour!

what's it doing here now??

aghh, guess we're rescheduling again.. MIKE!

CANCEL THE BAKING CHANNEL! WE'RE SETTING THE KIDS ON FIRE AT 5!
September 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
not thaat much, i guess? i'd say im on a 6 right now-

which isn't saying alot but, you knowww..
September 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
oh mike, this time im really gonna do it
September 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
JUST BECAUSE I SAID YOU SHOULDN’T GIVE IT ORANGE JUICE DOESNT MEAN-

..okay maybe you can.

i think i need some right now.

MIKE! can you get me some?
September 20, 2025 at 4:45 AM
OW??

why’d you do that-?

didn’t you see the manual that came with me??

don’t put a magnet near it ☝️
don’t give it orange juice, it’s not thirsty ✌️
and don’t throw [🪨 ROCKS 🎸] at it!!
September 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
aw man.. ^[

i wasn’t even worth the effort of writing something very mean to..
September 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
i say if you’re using your tv for it, yes!
September 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
oh?? and what’s this??

WOW! 🌸
my first drawing!!

oh this day just keeps getting better!!
you got everything down just- ohh i could look at this for hours!

i’m gonna go pin this to the S-rank corkboard so everyone can see it!
September 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
..ohh.. ^(

nevermind..

kidding! i know im [glooby], but one little comment won’t stop me THIS time!

i’m still riding the serotonin those previous comments gave me! i’m [⚔️unstoppable 🛡️]!!
September 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
o-oh! wow- i-

*he fumbled with his tie a little, flustered from the sudden amount of compliments towards him*

hahah- i.. hadn’t checked the fanmail for a while because of everything that’s happened but-

ohh, am i just so happy for that now!

i love you all too! stay tuned for more shows! 😊

[+]
September 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
September 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
September 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
great! awesome even!

you get what you deserve!
September 14, 2025 at 7:43 AM
// i just- okay sure im too tired to even
September 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
...

friend. buddy.

i think he'd get out by himself.

i don't need to do anything.

i doubt he'd even let it if it weren't intentional. if he had something to do there.
September 13, 2025 at 9:07 AM
[NC]

i win!!

i wiin!!

*cleaved red by blade and falls to the floor*

//yes i referenced a barbie meme.
September 6, 2025 at 12:12 PM
//ref btw
September 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
September 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
google how to stop sitting like this
August 29, 2025 at 6:10 AM
spamton can you stop throwing your lungs out on set
August 29, 2025 at 6:08 AM