Kenny P
@todaysken.bsky.social
Kenny P's have a toxic bite, a trait rare among mammals and unique among the primates. They move slowly and deliberately, making little or no noise, and when threatened, they stop moving and remain motionless.
Hot take: Nazis suck.
November 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Hot take: Nazis suck.
Watched the first episode of Plur1bus. It's good! Don't watch the trailer IMO.
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Watched the first episode of Plur1bus. It's good! Don't watch the trailer IMO.
Kherson is still free.
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Kherson is still free.
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
When/If the Epstein files come out. I hope we continue investigating who knew what, and when, and why they continued to support, if they did know.
It'd be ironic if Trump actually did drain the swamp.
It'd be ironic if Trump actually did drain the swamp.
November 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
When/If the Epstein files come out. I hope we continue investigating who knew what, and when, and why they continued to support, if they did know.
It'd be ironic if Trump actually did drain the swamp.
It'd be ironic if Trump actually did drain the swamp.
November 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Dang...Canada has a lot of Googling to do to be ready for this whole Eurovision thing.
November 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Dang...Canada has a lot of Googling to do to be ready for this whole Eurovision thing.
Thanks...I watch the whole video and now I have the Ring curse.
November 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Thanks...I watch the whole video and now I have the Ring curse.
K, but why black though?
November 8, 2025 at 1:34 PM
K, but why black though?
Guys, RFK ran to get help...okay?
👇 Jack Handy
👇 Jack Handy
November 8, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Guys, RFK ran to get help...okay?
👇 Jack Handy
👇 Jack Handy
Tucker is using Nazis to extinguish traditional normalcy in the United States. How come everyone who's sane and rational notices this?
November 8, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Tucker is using Nazis to extinguish traditional normalcy in the United States. How come everyone who's sane and rational notices this?
😮 The Prussians are back?!
November 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
😮 The Prussians are back?!
Who are 6 cover artists who've never been in my kitchen?
November 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Who are 6 cover artists who've never been in my kitchen?
I never really belonged at that table anyway.
November 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I never really belonged at that table anyway.
George's mother was Barbra Bush
November 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
George's mother was Barbra Bush
Totally unrelated Sandwich guy.
🤔 I bet Subway is really stoked when you Google "Sandwich Guy" Jarod's photo doesn't appear on the first page anymore.
🤔 I bet Subway is really stoked when you Google "Sandwich Guy" Jarod's photo doesn't appear on the first page anymore.
November 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Totally unrelated Sandwich guy.
🤔 I bet Subway is really stoked when you Google "Sandwich Guy" Jarod's photo doesn't appear on the first page anymore.
🤔 I bet Subway is really stoked when you Google "Sandwich Guy" Jarod's photo doesn't appear on the first page anymore.
What's your favourite sandwich?
Mine's justice. 🥪🫡
Mine's justice. 🥪🫡
November 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
What's your favourite sandwich?
Mine's justice. 🥪🫡
Mine's justice. 🥪🫡
She's right...though she can get shreked over her treatment of Ukraine.
November 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
She's right...though she can get shreked over her treatment of Ukraine.
Get Shreked Harry. Keep the Dogers hat. Give one to your uncle while you're at it.
November 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Get Shreked Harry. Keep the Dogers hat. Give one to your uncle while you're at it.
"Cool peace prize Donald!"
November 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
"Cool peace prize Donald!"
You know, they used to stand like that for Stalin too...until they didn't.
November 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
You know, they used to stand like that for Stalin too...until they didn't.
It's a bold strategy, let's see how it works out 🍿
November 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
It's a bold strategy, let's see how it works out 🍿
