Closed today as the shark bite in Denise's thigh has begun to sing boisterous sea shanties.

Closed today. Cath was hit in the mouth by a boiling chicken thrown from a passing train. As such, she cannot perform the distinctive whistle that activates the ovens.

Closed today; using an x-ray machine, we are carefully transcribing a recipe found written on Gloria's skull for a new kind of pasty.

Closed today as the inside of the till has somehow swapped places with the inside of Glenda's mouth. We need a new till. And possibly a new Glenda.

Closed today as the sunlight bouncing off Cath's keys as she went to unlock the door sent an inadvertent morse code declaration of war to a nearby bakery.

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Closed.