Toby Schaffer
@tobyschaffer.bsky.social
I do EDA stuff to help make chips. You're doing that kettlebell swing wrong. A day you do something to help animals is a good day.
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definitely - best I've seen since @kateconger.com's "Character Limit"
December 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
definitely - best I've seen since @kateconger.com's "Character Limit"
in addition to dangerous or destabilizing is merely offensive to their (stated) morals
October 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
in addition to dangerous or destabilizing is merely offensive to their (stated) morals
Trump could post video of himself machine gunning dissenters kneeling against a wall and NYT would say he's boldly experimenting with prison alternatives
October 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Trump could post video of himself machine gunning dissenters kneeling against a wall and NYT would say he's boldly experimenting with prison alternatives
chipped in - best wishes to you both
September 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
chipped in - best wishes to you both
hey it's not like they called anyone deplorable or said they cling to guns, so
September 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
hey it's not like they called anyone deplorable or said they cling to guns, so
I think that the ICE action increases the likelihood that they, or any foreign company, will think twice before significantly investing in manufacturing here
September 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I think that the ICE action increases the likelihood that they, or any foreign company, will think twice before significantly investing in manufacturing here
farcical dollar amount aside, we & Hyundai saw what happens when foreign companies actually do try to invest in the US
September 18, 2025 at 4:44 PM
farcical dollar amount aside, we & Hyundai saw what happens when foreign companies actually do try to invest in the US
writing this post mentioning neither the FCC chair's threats nor Trump's earlier "Kimmel is next" statement means either you're absurdly credulous or you think we are
September 18, 2025 at 12:49 PM
writing this post mentioning neither the FCC chair's threats nor Trump's earlier "Kimmel is next" statement means either you're absurdly credulous or you think we are
his other distractions from Epstein haven't worked so might as well try something really off the wall
August 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
his other distractions from Epstein haven't worked so might as well try something really off the wall
I don't understand how Putin thinks he could defeat NATO/the West in a shooting war when he can't even defeat Ukraine. What am I overlooking?
July 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I don't understand how Putin thinks he could defeat NATO/the West in a shooting war when he can't even defeat Ukraine. What am I overlooking?
holy shit i'm literally sitting on the floor of the gym laughing out loud
there's no way this isn't a bit. just no way.
there's no way this isn't a bit. just no way.
July 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
holy shit i'm literally sitting on the floor of the gym laughing out loud
there's no way this isn't a bit. just no way.
there's no way this isn't a bit. just no way.
seriously - not that I doubted but watching this makes the war's lopsided total casualty numbers totally believable
July 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
seriously - not that I doubted but watching this makes the war's lopsided total casualty numbers totally believable
does it really "suggest" he "misled" Congress, or does it possibly "prove" he "lied"?
July 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
does it really "suggest" he "misled" Congress, or does it possibly "prove" he "lied"?
even now he still apparently thinks the other countries pay the tariffs. I'm feel like I'm going insane.
July 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
even now he still apparently thinks the other countries pay the tariffs. I'm feel like I'm going insane.
forget Jesus - what would any of the 6 million say?
July 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
forget Jesus - what would any of the 6 million say?
and correspondingly it's going to require years of de-Baathification to undo all this Trumpy bullshit
July 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
and correspondingly it's going to require years of de-Baathification to undo all this Trumpy bullshit
spider bluesky rocks
July 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
spider bluesky rocks
omg
the endless spiral of meta this could initiate
the endless spiral of meta this could initiate
July 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
omg
the endless spiral of meta this could initiate
the endless spiral of meta this could initiate
Colbert is a goddamn certified national treasure
July 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Colbert is a goddamn certified national treasure
Same! I haven't looked at a book about cryptography since Schneier's AC but I might have to break that streak
July 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Same! I haven't looked at a book about cryptography since Schneier's AC but I might have to break that streak