“Your Honor, my client didn’t defame anyone, he just vomited baseless conspiracies into every microphone he could find and hoped no one would notice the smell.”

Yup, it’s the iPhone that drove men and women apart, not decades of unchecked misogyny suddenly finding Wi-Fi.

Tim Apple “donated” $1M for this clown to misspell a shakedown.

Looking forward to the episode, “86 47” where Migrants hunt the subject, the victor gets citizenship, and Democracy wins.

The biggest surprise here is how many legit Mike Lee domains I was able to grab. Can’t wait to post his “browser history.”

Trump playing pretend pope is a distraction. I’m guilty of laughing and pointing, which is normal. However, while we laugh, rights are stripped, power is sold, and the country burns. Eyes on the fire.

PBS had to go. You can’t push fascism while Big Bird’s out here counting diverse friends and teaching kids not to be assholes.

The flag now stands for liberty, justice, and one-way tickets to authoritarian nightmares. Exporting Americans like trash bags flung into prisons where sunlight’s a premium feature and the Wi-Fi password is “scream softer.” It’s not incarceration, it’s a loyalty program for authoritarian regimes.

Congrats, Cory Booker. Only 1389 Days, 33357 Hours, 2001437 minutes, and 120086100 seconds to go. Keep going!

The election for Wisconsin State Supreme Court is April 1st. Elon has spent over 12 million to purchase this seat.

I’ve been invited to Wisconsin to help advertise my official campaign website of Elon Musk puppet, Brad Schimel. Head to BradSchimel2025.com to donate what you can.

So wait, I could possibly do one of the funniest things ever and have my own version of the Doge website finished before theirs?

Guys, he’s playing hardball. How will I ever get my disinformation now (rhetorical). Head to ImmigrantMusk.com to donate. Hurry before he takes down my AOL homepage from 1997 that pays tribute to the band, Chumbawamba.

Former New Jersey Democratic Sen. Bob Menendez was sentenced Wednesday to 11 years in prison following his conviction on bribery And corruption.