Tedious preliminaries successfully completed. The real action can start.

Another fine swine I spotted in Belgium:

This is actually hippopotamuscadet, not merlot:

Normal for Muswell Hill.

Soho Squared

Normal for North London.

“Schicksalstag?” Ohhh, I thought it was Schnitzeltag.

This is very obscure. I was in the understage of the Berliner Ensemble yesterday (Brecht’s gaff), where I came across these road wheels from Soviet tanks, which are spares for those that are used in the stage turntable. The obvious question is: from which tank type?

The trick to getting through Halloween is to treat yourself. To a roast. #cookingnotspooking #delightsnotfrights

Autumn. Season of roasts and mellow foodfullness. NOT “spooky season”.

#mashnotmonsters
#roastsnotghosts
#gravynotgraves
#rootsnotbrutes

“Dark Passion”? Honestly. “Pale interest” is hard enough.

Personally, I welcome our bed bug overlords. At least they suck your blood honestly, rather than pretending that it’s for “the good of the country”, like the bloody Tories do.

Normal for Berlin.