Toby Gillman
@tobygillman.bsky.social
Look, just because they clearly use the same brand of eyeliner doesn't necessarily mean they're fucking.
December 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Look, just because they clearly use the same brand of eyeliner doesn't necessarily mean they're fucking.
This already happened with Che Guevara.
December 17, 2025 at 12:24 PM
This already happened with Che Guevara.
Jesus, I hope I never get this cynical.
December 17, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Jesus, I hope I never get this cynical.
Disagree. There is nothing white cis women hate more than Derek, that stupid prick standing there on the right.
December 16, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Disagree. There is nothing white cis women hate more than Derek, that stupid prick standing there on the right.
Maybe someone who is an expert on the history of the FIFA Peace Prize could weigh in-when, sorry, if Trump wins the Peace Prize for the third time, does he get to keep it?
December 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Maybe someone who is an expert on the history of the FIFA Peace Prize could weigh in-when, sorry, if Trump wins the Peace Prize for the third time, does he get to keep it?
You would deny the world this vision of exalted and perfected mediocrity?
December 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
You would deny the world this vision of exalted and perfected mediocrity?
There's someone out there who was very confused when they started watching episode 1 of Derry Girls for the opposite reasons.
December 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
There's someone out there who was very confused when they started watching episode 1 of Derry Girls for the opposite reasons.
Forever and ever and ever...until your last credit card expires.
December 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Forever and ever and ever...until your last credit card expires.
Yes, but he's still talking.
December 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Yes, but he's still talking.
What if Luxon stays Prime Minister, but with Winston's hair?
December 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
What if Luxon stays Prime Minister, but with Winston's hair?
Me, with tears in my eyes:
Sir, no sir, never in all history!
Sir, no sir, never in all history!
December 10, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Me, with tears in my eyes:
Sir, no sir, never in all history!
Sir, no sir, never in all history!
Widepread use of current AI means that *someone" is gonna wind up dead alright.
December 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Widepread use of current AI means that *someone" is gonna wind up dead alright.
I've got the leather-bound versions of the complete Calvin and Hobbes which look suitably impressive.
December 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I've got the leather-bound versions of the complete Calvin and Hobbes which look suitably impressive.
This is so undignified. Can't they just have a contest to see who can bludgeon a homeless person to death the fastest?
December 9, 2025 at 10:45 AM
This is so undignified. Can't they just have a contest to see who can bludgeon a homeless person to death the fastest?
I agree with the PM, so long as it only applies to the PM and RNZ programme hosts.
December 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I agree with the PM, so long as it only applies to the PM and RNZ programme hosts.
Does Sly have one of those spinny bowtie things?
December 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Does Sly have one of those spinny bowtie things?
His partner is another otter that put those bodies there.
December 7, 2025 at 4:40 AM
His partner is another otter that put those bodies there.
Wow, I'm impressed, well done Timmy. You must be massively corrupt for a 10 year old.
December 6, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Wow, I'm impressed, well done Timmy. You must be massively corrupt for a 10 year old.
I mean, his hand was hidden under the table the whole time. And that frantic knocking sound could have been anything.
December 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I mean, his hand was hidden under the table the whole time. And that frantic knocking sound could have been anything.
I can't believe bluesky let this image appear in my feed without pixellation.
December 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I can't believe bluesky let this image appear in my feed without pixellation.
Give it 18 months and it will be "haters say..."
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Give it 18 months and it will be "haters say..."
Brooks Brothers? How dare you sir!
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Brooks Brothers? How dare you sir!
"TikTok videos will give you a false impression of the Gaza conflict. If you read this history book instead you'll learn that-oh no! Oh no, fuck!!"
December 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
"TikTok videos will give you a false impression of the Gaza conflict. If you read this history book instead you'll learn that-oh no! Oh no, fuck!!"
TBF, 1 September 1939 was closer to the end of WW2 than 31 August 1939 was.
December 3, 2025 at 1:25 AM
TBF, 1 September 1939 was closer to the end of WW2 than 31 August 1939 was.
Isn't that what CNN is for?
December 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Isn't that what CNN is for?