Toby
tobyafc1.bsky.social
Toby
@tobyafc1.bsky.social
BSC & SSC. Writer/Author. Don't like beer
Scotland? FFS! Scot free!
November 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Old as time. Fuck up folding or washing etc. You'll either have to find a new partner or you're off Scotland free for life.
November 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I like that the elastic bands are now attached to the postman's face so he can't drop them all over the pavements.
November 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Pick up FM radio!
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Then back for seconds?
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Brasses tonight?
November 11, 2025 at 11:05 AM
This is the best
November 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM
November 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Have they let you out by accident again?
November 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Norgaard too if you've heard how he pronounces his surname.
November 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
It's supposed to be honouring all the dogs that died in wars.
November 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Where's your fucking poppy?
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Also Carragher is a cunt.
November 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
You ever thought about putting them in a pie?
November 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I'm not watching because they won the last CL game when I was watching
November 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
No need for viagra then
November 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM