thank goodness for austria

the secret 4th law of thermodynamics is that most music is improved by replacing the instruments with train whistles and ragtime piano

Dreamt so vividly about brushing my teeth i forgot to do it when I woke up

🎶 tale as old as tiiiiiime 🎶

made an extremely stupid shitpost inspired by the very good video essay about peeing in Heavy Rain (you should watch that instead tbh) youtu.be/1EkclHCkZmU?...

can't stop singing Rush's Fly by Night in the style of Timothèêə Chalimet in the (alleged) style of Bob Dylan happy new year

guys I think this waymo is gonna fuckign obliter-

trying to talk to someone else on an airplane feels like OBS fucked up all my audio presets IRL

i'm only 1.5 chapters into 1000xResist and i haven't been this motivated to brush up on world history since i was playing crusader kings in high school

see you in, uh, february I guess?

me 5 minutes ago: "oh right this app exists, can't wait to login and see what exciting posts I've been missing out on for two whole months!!"

me now: "ah. well that was quick!"

what if we vaped in the crystal tea room

when the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie that's my balls fuck sorry this is so embarrassing i did not see you or your eyes right there aw geez

man

*phone call*
"This is the police"
*uh oh*

"We are seeking financial support for"
*instantly zone out*

"So can we count on your aid?"
*long silence while my Don't Talk to Cops instinct kicks in*

Guy keeps going
*oh its a recording*

Toss my phone on my desk
"Hello?"

I start laughing, guy hangs up

manifesting JSON Derulo energy to the timeline today