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Tech bros got so mad about being told "google is free" that they invented AI to ruin google
January 14, 2026 at 10:09 AM
Tech bros got so mad about being told "google is free" that they invented AI to ruin google
Looking for something fun to do with your family on Thanksgiving? Start looking up chain retail stores that are staying open near you and call in bomb threats! It'll let all the employees go home early, or at least see a dog!
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Looking for something fun to do with your family on Thanksgiving? Start looking up chain retail stores that are staying open near you and call in bomb threats! It'll let all the employees go home early, or at least see a dog!
"This AI Minecraft game is so fun because its so bad!"
Go outside and punch a tree as hard as you can. It'll be even worse for you and better for the trees.
Go outside and punch a tree as hard as you can. It'll be even worse for you and better for the trees.
June 30, 2025 at 8:01 AM
"This AI Minecraft game is so fun because its so bad!"
Go outside and punch a tree as hard as you can. It'll be even worse for you and better for the trees.
Go outside and punch a tree as hard as you can. It'll be even worse for you and better for the trees.
"But the AI really understands me!"
Im sorry you're so simple that a mere machine can comprehend all of you. I on the other hand am a whole person and only the complex minds of other humans and household pets can grasp my entirety.
Maybe have a real conversation. Hope this helps.
Im sorry you're so simple that a mere machine can comprehend all of you. I on the other hand am a whole person and only the complex minds of other humans and household pets can grasp my entirety.
Maybe have a real conversation. Hope this helps.
June 30, 2025 at 7:56 AM
"But the AI really understands me!"
Im sorry you're so simple that a mere machine can comprehend all of you. I on the other hand am a whole person and only the complex minds of other humans and household pets can grasp my entirety.
Maybe have a real conversation. Hope this helps.
Im sorry you're so simple that a mere machine can comprehend all of you. I on the other hand am a whole person and only the complex minds of other humans and household pets can grasp my entirety.
Maybe have a real conversation. Hope this helps.
Theres a subreddit with about 13k members dedicated to complaining about how AI chatbot quality is deteriorating and how all the members want better 'more human' conversations....
if only they'd think of talking to eachother.
if only they'd think of talking to eachother.
June 24, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Theres a subreddit with about 13k members dedicated to complaining about how AI chatbot quality is deteriorating and how all the members want better 'more human' conversations....
if only they'd think of talking to eachother.
if only they'd think of talking to eachother.
I love when scientists have been studying an artifact for like 30+ years trying to determine the purpose and then someone has the radical idea to ask a local what its for and the local just kinda like...tells em..cause they still use the object to this day and no one thought to check that first
June 10, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I love when scientists have been studying an artifact for like 30+ years trying to determine the purpose and then someone has the radical idea to ask a local what its for and the local just kinda like...tells em..cause they still use the object to this day and no one thought to check that first
"Your city has a big drug problem!" Says man from city that has a big "Being a part of their kids lives anymore" problem
May 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
"Your city has a big drug problem!" Says man from city that has a big "Being a part of their kids lives anymore" problem
TBH...I hate how videogames are going towards having no loading screens. I need the time to text my wife how much I love her!
April 4, 2025 at 10:19 AM
TBH...I hate how videogames are going towards having no loading screens. I need the time to text my wife how much I love her!
In trouble with my manager at Lumon because I keep eating alphabet soup before work
March 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
In trouble with my manager at Lumon because I keep eating alphabet soup before work
Just invented a new game called "Radical Awesomesauce" its exactly like DnD 4e except when you roll a nat 20 your character immediately does a kickflip with the target
March 26, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Just invented a new game called "Radical Awesomesauce" its exactly like DnD 4e except when you roll a nat 20 your character immediately does a kickflip with the target
Dick so good it had her in tears
Although that could have also been the chopped onions i keep in my foreskin
Although that could have also been the chopped onions i keep in my foreskin
March 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Dick so good it had her in tears
Although that could have also been the chopped onions i keep in my foreskin
Although that could have also been the chopped onions i keep in my foreskin
You need to have your mascot die in a car related accident, then bring them back in a month, thats how you stand out!
March 20, 2025 at 9:32 AM
You need to have your mascot die in a car related accident, then bring them back in a month, thats how you stand out!
The UFC staredown is the closest some people will ever get to seeing two men kiss and i think thats really sad
March 20, 2025 at 5:45 AM
The UFC staredown is the closest some people will ever get to seeing two men kiss and i think thats really sad
If you wrote a book where the worlds 'richest' man bought the government that controlled the world's strongest military and then used it just to sell shitty cars it would be classified as absurdist literature
March 12, 2025 at 8:46 AM
If you wrote a book where the worlds 'richest' man bought the government that controlled the world's strongest military and then used it just to sell shitty cars it would be classified as absurdist literature
Turning 13 in the pokemon universe: I cant wait to get my partner pokemon! My first ever pokemon that i get to share all my feelings with!
The rotom thats been living in my back pocket that i make play 8 hour SkittyToilet videos to fall asleep to every night: what the fuck
The rotom thats been living in my back pocket that i make play 8 hour SkittyToilet videos to fall asleep to every night: what the fuck
March 11, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Turning 13 in the pokemon universe: I cant wait to get my partner pokemon! My first ever pokemon that i get to share all my feelings with!
The rotom thats been living in my back pocket that i make play 8 hour SkittyToilet videos to fall asleep to every night: what the fuck
The rotom thats been living in my back pocket that i make play 8 hour SkittyToilet videos to fall asleep to every night: what the fuck
Another day of wishing pokemon pocket had a 1, 2, and 3 rarity only league so I could stop fighting the same meta decks over and over
February 13, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Another day of wishing pokemon pocket had a 1, 2, and 3 rarity only league so I could stop fighting the same meta decks over and over
How im going to show up to my friday night magic when aetherdrift releases
January 29, 2025 at 7:09 AM
How im going to show up to my friday night magic when aetherdrift releases