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Christian Tobin
@tobincomedy.bsky.social
Comedian, writer, and actor.

https://tobincomedy.carrd.co/
My uncle told us he was enjoying some wild turkey today. He may be on to something.
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Clip from a recent show at Teddy Beer in Toronto.

Incidentally, in my former life, I was Jimmy, the Carthaginian sewer cleaner. 🤡

#comedy #reincarnation #standupcomedy #funny #comedian
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Was thrilled to lend my comedic chops to the resurrected comedy night at Last Temptation in Toronto's Kensington Market!

#toronto #standup #comedy #kensingtonmarket
November 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
With apologies to V-Card aficionados.

#comedy #jokes #funny #men #men #virgins #airtravel
October 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Im here for you, Elmo.

#comedy #elmo #sesamestreet #funny #jokes
July 21, 2025 at 4:56 AM
It's getting so you can't go to a Coldplay concert without feeling shame anymore.

#coldplay #coldplayconcert #comedy #jokes #comedian
July 19, 2025 at 10:07 AM
My first screenwriting credit! "Astragalomancer" was produced by Real Deal Studio for the 2024 48-Hour Film Project - where all films must be no longer than seven minutes in length.

Take a gander for free! 👇

youtu.be/CRFBSeQB-NA?...

#toronto #48hourfilmproject #indiefilmmaking #indiefilm
July 13, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Call me crazy, but I'd prefer to have just one person slowly erode my confidence and highlight my insecurities.

But then I'm a romantic that way. 💘

#comedy #dating #datingadvice #jokes
July 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Sorry, but I claimed the gulf as my own back in February. I AM willing to time-share, though. 😋
May 31, 2025 at 7:04 AM
As confirmed by Hootsuite, I am officially funny. 🥳

#comedy #funny #standup
May 31, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Performing in Victoria, BC.

FYI, the Morning After Pill mascot was a nice guy.

#standup #comedy #funny #comedian
May 24, 2025 at 9:37 AM
White Sox fans now have a prayer 🙏

#comedy #pope #chicago #chicagobears
May 9, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Just remember; hard work builds character.

#comedy #canada #funny
April 29, 2025 at 11:36 AM
The job ad may as well say, "Applicants who've already lost the will to live preferred."

#comedy #jobs #funny #standup
April 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Please, not on the leather seats. 😈

#comedy #saab #kink #funny
April 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Clearly, I need to take my Peruvian powder through another airport in New Zealand.

#comedy #nz #funny
April 9, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Whatever happened to fun conspiracy theories? Elvis is working at a diner in Santa Fe. Big Foot, etc.

#comedy #conspiracy #lgbtq
April 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I miss the good old days when there were a dozen shows available on three channels.

#comedy #funny #streamer
March 31, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Maybe a CFO BBQ?

#hudsonsbay #comedy #hbc
March 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Scientists are always trying to hog the spotlight.

#comedy #bacon #jokes
March 22, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I love having dinner before dinner.

#comedy #cocktails #jokes
March 20, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Thankfully, we're good sports about it.

#comedy #stpatricksday #jokes
March 17, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Why are there no other juices made from fruits that have allegedly had all the moisture sucked out of them?

Clearly, the government is in bed with Big Plum. ✊️

#comedy #jokes #prunejuice #plums
March 15, 2025 at 9:40 AM
What are these people on, and how do I get some?

#comedy #jokes #warondrugs
March 11, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Sad, but true.

#Comedy #Funny
December 5, 2024 at 7:21 AM