LumberPup Tobias
@tobiasthepup.bsky.social
vers 🏳️🌈🐾💦🦶🏻
32, he/him, AuDHD, 📍ATL
“If they give ya hell, tell em go fuck themselves” —Halestorm
32, he/him, AuDHD, 📍ATL
“If they give ya hell, tell em go fuck themselves” —Halestorm
Pinned
First mirror selfie in the new apartment ^_^ #scs #softcocksaturday
You can always gauge how boring my workday is by how yappy I am on here. I think this is around my 15th post today? Which im pretty sure is a record for me. 🫠🫠🫠
January 7, 2026 at 3:56 AM
You can always gauge how boring my workday is by how yappy I am on here. I think this is around my 15th post today? Which im pretty sure is a record for me. 🫠🫠🫠
My cock has been on full alert all day today. What is it boy? Did Timmy fall down a well face-down ass-up again? 😮💨
January 7, 2026 at 3:11 AM
My cock has been on full alert all day today. What is it boy? Did Timmy fall down a well face-down ass-up again? 😮💨
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The most important ways to say “I love you”:
- “Let me know when you get home safely”
- “Good morning, how’d you sleep”
- “I saw this and it made me think of you”
- “Oh do you like that? Go ahead and keep it”
- “Do you want to come over and do chores with me?”
- “Do you want anything from 5 Guys?”
- “Let me know when you get home safely”
- “Good morning, how’d you sleep”
- “I saw this and it made me think of you”
- “Oh do you like that? Go ahead and keep it”
- “Do you want to come over and do chores with me?”
- “Do you want anything from 5 Guys?”
January 6, 2026 at 8:39 PM
The most important ways to say “I love you”:
- “Let me know when you get home safely”
- “Good morning, how’d you sleep”
- “I saw this and it made me think of you”
- “Oh do you like that? Go ahead and keep it”
- “Do you want to come over and do chores with me?”
- “Do you want anything from 5 Guys?”
- “Let me know when you get home safely”
- “Good morning, how’d you sleep”
- “I saw this and it made me think of you”
- “Oh do you like that? Go ahead and keep it”
- “Do you want to come over and do chores with me?”
- “Do you want anything from 5 Guys?”
Not tumblr immediately asking for validation while im in the middle of liking videos of foot worship
Not now kitten, daddy’s busy yearning
Not now kitten, daddy’s busy yearning
January 6, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Not tumblr immediately asking for validation while im in the middle of liking videos of foot worship
Not now kitten, daddy’s busy yearning
Not now kitten, daddy’s busy yearning
Gen Alpha has gone too far. If I see any of you using the word “lowkenuinely” you dont get a warning shot, i’m putting you out of your misery immediately
January 6, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Gen Alpha has gone too far. If I see any of you using the word “lowkenuinely” you dont get a warning shot, i’m putting you out of your misery immediately
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Me and who?
September 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Me and who?
If you’ve ever said any of these things to me, just know that I would go to war for you. And if you’ve said ALL of these things to me? Well then I’m currently bearing your child
The most important ways to say “I love you”:
- “Let me know when you get home safely”
- “Good morning, how’d you sleep”
- “I saw this and it made me think of you”
- “Oh do you like that? Go ahead and keep it”
- “Do you want to come over and do chores with me?”
- “Do you want anything from 5 Guys?”
- “Let me know when you get home safely”
- “Good morning, how’d you sleep”
- “I saw this and it made me think of you”
- “Oh do you like that? Go ahead and keep it”
- “Do you want to come over and do chores with me?”
- “Do you want anything from 5 Guys?”
January 6, 2026 at 8:45 PM
If you’ve ever said any of these things to me, just know that I would go to war for you. And if you’ve said ALL of these things to me? Well then I’m currently bearing your child
The most important ways to say “I love you”:
- “Let me know when you get home safely”
- “Good morning, how’d you sleep”
- “I saw this and it made me think of you”
- “Oh do you like that? Go ahead and keep it”
- “Do you want to come over and do chores with me?”
- “Do you want anything from 5 Guys?”
- “Let me know when you get home safely”
- “Good morning, how’d you sleep”
- “I saw this and it made me think of you”
- “Oh do you like that? Go ahead and keep it”
- “Do you want to come over and do chores with me?”
- “Do you want anything from 5 Guys?”
January 6, 2026 at 8:39 PM
The most important ways to say “I love you”:
- “Let me know when you get home safely”
- “Good morning, how’d you sleep”
- “I saw this and it made me think of you”
- “Oh do you like that? Go ahead and keep it”
- “Do you want to come over and do chores with me?”
- “Do you want anything from 5 Guys?”
- “Let me know when you get home safely”
- “Good morning, how’d you sleep”
- “I saw this and it made me think of you”
- “Oh do you like that? Go ahead and keep it”
- “Do you want to come over and do chores with me?”
- “Do you want anything from 5 Guys?”
Goddamnit, Adam Silvera just announced his new book, and I still haven’t gotten around to reading The Survivor 😭😭😭
January 6, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Goddamnit, Adam Silvera just announced his new book, and I still haven’t gotten around to reading The Survivor 😭😭😭
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POV: you get to the sexual history part of the patient questionnaire
January 6, 2026 at 7:24 PM
POV: you get to the sexual history part of the patient questionnaire
Humpday pictures already primed and ready to go for tomorrow 🙂↕️ Now I just need Bsky to give us queued posting bc there’s a 70% chance i forgot to post these photos tomorrow
January 6, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Humpday pictures already primed and ready to go for tomorrow 🙂↕️ Now I just need Bsky to give us queued posting bc there’s a 70% chance i forgot to post these photos tomorrow
You know what, I’ll take it
January 6, 2026 at 4:47 PM
You know what, I’ll take it
Okay fine, since nobody else is saying it i guess I’ll have to: Kenny Chesney could still get it so hard
January 6, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Okay fine, since nobody else is saying it i guess I’ll have to: Kenny Chesney could still get it so hard
Whenever I learn some rule to neurotypical communication it’s always some cryptic secret language bullshit. Half the time they cant even explain the rule themselves, it just is what it is to them.
Keep telling me im the one with poor communication bc i say what tf i mean and mean what tf i say 😒
Keep telling me im the one with poor communication bc i say what tf i mean and mean what tf i say 😒
January 6, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Whenever I learn some rule to neurotypical communication it’s always some cryptic secret language bullshit. Half the time they cant even explain the rule themselves, it just is what it is to them.
Keep telling me im the one with poor communication bc i say what tf i mean and mean what tf i say 😒
Keep telling me im the one with poor communication bc i say what tf i mean and mean what tf i say 😒
I just realized this is basically just a checklist to keep my ADHD in check:
- tell your RSD it’s a dick and does not control you
- Notice and pivot whenever you get distracted
- quit masking and let people love the real you
- quit overthinking
- tell your RSD it’s a dick and does not control you
- Notice and pivot whenever you get distracted
- quit masking and let people love the real you
- quit overthinking
Instead of resolutions, I’m setting intentions for 2026. I intend to:
- nurture my confidence and self-worth
- be mindful of where I’m spending my time, effort, and attention
- invest more in my relationships with those that I love
- appreciate “enough” without lamenting the absence of “more”
- nurture my confidence and self-worth
- be mindful of where I’m spending my time, effort, and attention
- invest more in my relationships with those that I love
- appreciate “enough” without lamenting the absence of “more”
January 5, 2026 at 6:19 PM
I just realized this is basically just a checklist to keep my ADHD in check:
- tell your RSD it’s a dick and does not control you
- Notice and pivot whenever you get distracted
- quit masking and let people love the real you
- quit overthinking
- tell your RSD it’s a dick and does not control you
- Notice and pivot whenever you get distracted
- quit masking and let people love the real you
- quit overthinking
Instead of resolutions, I’m setting intentions for 2026. I intend to:
- nurture my confidence and self-worth
- be mindful of where I’m spending my time, effort, and attention
- invest more in my relationships with those that I love
- appreciate “enough” without lamenting the absence of “more”
- nurture my confidence and self-worth
- be mindful of where I’m spending my time, effort, and attention
- invest more in my relationships with those that I love
- appreciate “enough” without lamenting the absence of “more”
January 5, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Instead of resolutions, I’m setting intentions for 2026. I intend to:
- nurture my confidence and self-worth
- be mindful of where I’m spending my time, effort, and attention
- invest more in my relationships with those that I love
- appreciate “enough” without lamenting the absence of “more”
- nurture my confidence and self-worth
- be mindful of where I’m spending my time, effort, and attention
- invest more in my relationships with those that I love
- appreciate “enough” without lamenting the absence of “more”
Pretty sure I’ve now received the full ATL welcome — my truck got booted today 😂
January 4, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Pretty sure I’ve now received the full ATL welcome — my truck got booted today 😂
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So tired of my taxes going to illegal military action and not healthcare or infrastructure.
January 4, 2026 at 1:11 AM
So tired of my taxes going to illegal military action and not healthcare or infrastructure.
Fun little bit of lore:
I cannot stand Hamilton, with one notable exception — i will go absolutely ham singing along with “Wait For It”. Do not try to stop me from belting out “I am the one thing in life I can control / I am inimitable, I am an original” because I can and will bite you
I cannot stand Hamilton, with one notable exception — i will go absolutely ham singing along with “Wait For It”. Do not try to stop me from belting out “I am the one thing in life I can control / I am inimitable, I am an original” because I can and will bite you
January 3, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Fun little bit of lore:
I cannot stand Hamilton, with one notable exception — i will go absolutely ham singing along with “Wait For It”. Do not try to stop me from belting out “I am the one thing in life I can control / I am inimitable, I am an original” because I can and will bite you
I cannot stand Hamilton, with one notable exception — i will go absolutely ham singing along with “Wait For It”. Do not try to stop me from belting out “I am the one thing in life I can control / I am inimitable, I am an original” because I can and will bite you
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Drop something SAD 😢🖤😭
January 3, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Drop something SAD 😢🖤😭
Waking up this morning
a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes into a doorway .
ALT: a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes into a doorway .
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January 3, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Waking up this morning
The fact that i had more tongues, cocks, and loads in my ass in the first 3 hours of 2026 than i did for the first three months of 2025… at this rate I’m gonna end up breaking my 2025 record before the end of January 🥴🥴🥴
January 2, 2026 at 8:28 PM
The fact that i had more tongues, cocks, and loads in my ass in the first 3 hours of 2026 than i did for the first three months of 2025… at this rate I’m gonna end up breaking my 2025 record before the end of January 🥴🥴🥴