@tobias-drundrige.bsky.social
First on the scene in drainage emergencies.
"Dude hangs dong"
December 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
"Dude hangs dong"
"And poison. I'll stick in some poison"
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
"And poison. I'll stick in some poison"
I was tired from digging the big hole!
November 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I was tired from digging the big hole!
If they didn't want me to use every font at once why'd they have a drop-down with like 100 of them.
November 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If they didn't want me to use every font at once why'd they have a drop-down with like 100 of them.
Can't hear that cat roar sound and not think of them.
November 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Can't hear that cat roar sound and not think of them.
*Georgism intensifies*
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
*Georgism intensifies*
There was a YouTube about towing with an EV truck and he estimated a Silverado EV pulling 4500lbs still uses as much energy to move as a Ford Focus driving just itself. It's wild how wasteful burning is.
November 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
There was a YouTube about towing with an EV truck and he estimated a Silverado EV pulling 4500lbs still uses as much energy to move as a Ford Focus driving just itself. It's wild how wasteful burning is.
Why would you be a billionaire and not have the fanciest Toto toilet anywhere you'd poop.
November 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Why would you be a billionaire and not have the fanciest Toto toilet anywhere you'd poop.
Well that's if you believe him. I certainly don't, "I don't know about that" is just a "I don't want to answer that"
October 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Well that's if you believe him. I certainly don't, "I don't know about that" is just a "I don't want to answer that"
Trump-ism is a permission structure to abandon the concept of principles. It's a handy shield against hypocrisy to just not believe in anything.
October 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Trump-ism is a permission structure to abandon the concept of principles. It's a handy shield against hypocrisy to just not believe in anything.
Marginal utility of money is in fact a real thing.
Nothing reasonable a person can do with $1b they couldn't do with $200m
Nothing reasonable a person can do with $1b they couldn't do with $200m
October 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Marginal utility of money is in fact a real thing.
Nothing reasonable a person can do with $1b they couldn't do with $200m
Nothing reasonable a person can do with $1b they couldn't do with $200m
It's literally the bit of are we the baddies.
"Have you noticed that our caps actually have little pictures of skulls on them?"
"Have you noticed that our caps actually have little pictures of skulls on them?"
October 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
It's literally the bit of are we the baddies.
"Have you noticed that our caps actually have little pictures of skulls on them?"
"Have you noticed that our caps actually have little pictures of skulls on them?"
Meanwhile the rest of his party
October 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Meanwhile the rest of his party
Budrick
October 14, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Budrick
You're a good egg. If I were President I'd hire you.
October 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
You're a good egg. If I were President I'd hire you.
Straight up picture myself somehow breaking the gas line, lighting it aflame and my own fiery dryer death is printed in the paper.
October 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Straight up picture myself somehow breaking the gas line, lighting it aflame and my own fiery dryer death is printed in the paper.
Wait up I wanna die too!
October 13, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Wait up I wanna die too!
When people say Trump can't be replicated it's the things like this, you can't fake it, a genuine mutant.
October 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
When people say Trump can't be replicated it's the things like this, you can't fake it, a genuine mutant.
I got bumped from a flight and and at the time they representative said FAA law is they pay you triple your ticket price plus a new flight. They handed me a check for $780. This was like a decade ago.
October 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I got bumped from a flight and and at the time they representative said FAA law is they pay you triple your ticket price plus a new flight. They handed me a check for $780. This was like a decade ago.
Only 272 weeks late!
October 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Only 272 weeks late!
"I don't know about that" is their go-to move. It's kinda OP when nobody presses them on it.
October 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
"I don't know about that" is their go-to move. It's kinda OP when nobody presses them on it.
Damn, that's a serious MBA brain move. Glad it backfired, sometimes the system works.
October 8, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Damn, that's a serious MBA brain move. Glad it backfired, sometimes the system works.
Chanandler Bong!
October 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Chanandler Bong!