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tobias-drundrige.bsky.social
@tobias-drundrige.bsky.social
First on the scene in drainage emergencies.
"Dude hangs dong"
December 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
"And poison. I'll stick in some poison"
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I was tired from digging the big hole!
November 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
If they didn't want me to use every font at once why'd they have a drop-down with like 100 of them.
November 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Can't hear that cat roar sound and not think of them.
November 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
*Georgism intensifies*
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
There was a YouTube about towing with an EV truck and he estimated a Silverado EV pulling 4500lbs still uses as much energy to move as a Ford Focus driving just itself. It's wild how wasteful burning is.
November 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Why would you be a billionaire and not have the fanciest Toto toilet anywhere you'd poop.
November 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Well that's if you believe him. I certainly don't, "I don't know about that" is just a "I don't want to answer that"
October 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Trump-ism is a permission structure to abandon the concept of principles. It's a handy shield against hypocrisy to just not believe in anything.
October 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Marginal utility of money is in fact a real thing.

Nothing reasonable a person can do with $1b they couldn't do with $200m
October 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
It's literally the bit of are we the baddies.

"Have you noticed that our caps actually have little pictures of skulls on them?"
October 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Meanwhile the rest of his party
October 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Budrick
October 14, 2025 at 12:13 PM
You're a good egg. If I were President I'd hire you.
October 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Straight up picture myself somehow breaking the gas line, lighting it aflame and my own fiery dryer death is printed in the paper.
October 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Wait up I wanna die too!
October 13, 2025 at 12:38 PM
When people say Trump can't be replicated it's the things like this, you can't fake it, a genuine mutant.
October 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I got bumped from a flight and and at the time they representative said FAA law is they pay you triple your ticket price plus a new flight. They handed me a check for $780. This was like a decade ago.
October 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Only 272 weeks late!
October 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM
"I don't know about that" is their go-to move. It's kinda OP when nobody presses them on it.
October 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Damn, that's a serious MBA brain move. Glad it backfired, sometimes the system works.
October 8, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Chanandler Bong!
October 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM