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a cruel toasty's thesis
@toasty.cx
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current brain status: on fire

Theoretical degree in physics

he/him or they/them if you're cool as hell
also ace and such
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have dis
an uncharacteristically handsome carl brutananadilewski in the stars saying "it matters, all of this matters"
November 18, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Why are the fascists so weird about the filet o fish
A tweet from Greg Kelly reading: I just went to a MACDONALD’S and there was no MCFISH on the menu. When the hell did that happen? Is it permanently banned? Or is just my “local” MACDONALD’S. I demanded to see the “manager” but they accused me of being a “MALE KAREN” so i walked out. Below the text is an image of a McDonald's restaurant
November 18, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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No I'm bougie
A can of wd-40 with the built in flexible reach straw
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Brad Pitt in the WW2 movie Fury saying something to another soldier off screen that bsky safety would probably ban me for putting in the alt text
November 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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a photoshopped image of a baseball man hitting a baseball out of the park so hard it creates a mushroom cloud on his bat with the speech bubble "get the FUCK out of my park"
November 15, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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lady and gentleman

I present: they shipped way fuckin faster than I thought they would 😂

Also, SO COMFY IMMEDIATELY OMG
A picture of an ugg slipper with me wearing the other one in the background, my legs are propped up on the bed chilling
November 14, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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why the hell would you spend $800 on those dopey ass clownshoes when you could instead make the cultured choice and create your own one-of-a-kind chuck taylors on their website, or even make some custom slip-on Vans featuring any jpg you wish, for about $100? Look at this one I made a while back!
a vans slip-on shoe featuring 9/11
November 12, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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this one is for my aussie friends
Zohran for new york font but it says always room for christmas pud
November 9, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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hell yeah daffy that's the spirit
Daffy Duck smashing Adolf Hitler in the head with a bigass hammer
November 9, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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do NOT cough at a Bugs Bunny piano concert
Bugs Bunny in a tuxedo jacket standing next to a piano shooting a man to death offscreen
November 9, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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i just spent an asinine amount of time trying to make this look legible with random unicode characters
the Zohran for new york city thing but i crammed it full of weird unicode characters except for the Z and A because I gave up
November 9, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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haha yes
A hand holding a sandwich on a potato roll with lettuce tomato onion salami and roast beef on it and also some condiments you can't see
November 8, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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sometimes it be like that
a girl in a pink coat and jeans and pink boots lying on her back staring at the sky as if she can see the face of god after having gone down the boston cop slide headfirst VERY fast
November 8, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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he'll yeag borther
an old american luxobarge car interior with big ol red pleather couch seats with the text "I DO NOT SUPPORT LUMBAR"
November 7, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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wait what's this how did it get here why can't I delete it
Mussolini hanging out with some friends
November 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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This man is so divorced even his hair plugs are going bald
Elon Musk, 2x receding hairline champion
November 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Abigail Spanberger Mike Vining
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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gang gang
me and the squad about to ruin the day of some corpos it is three female characters in the outer wilds standing on the landing pad
November 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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this is a gender
a close up shot of Trinity's boot while riding the Ducati in the highway chase of Matrix Reloaded with the footpeg nestled in the corner formed by her very high boot heel
November 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Say no more fam

(camera stopped the song a little bit lmfao)
November 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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I have combined emoji and made it real big to express my vomiting anger
The barf and angry swearing emoji combined to make an angry swear vomit emoji
October 31, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Miata is Halloween ready
A dark blue/green first generation Mazda Miata with googly eyes for headlights
October 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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I did a little digging and found out that Arkansas is the state with the highest rate of food insecurity right now so I went to arkansasfoodbank.org and gave em a couple hundo plus fees :)
a receipt for a 214 dollar donation to arkansas food bank
October 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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easy
the video game box art for sega bass fishing on the sega dreamcast, it features a fish that looks like he's sayin WHOOOAAAAAAAA in close up of his face under the logo of the game title
October 26, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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Totodile saying go away
October 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM