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Ailbhe
@toastpoast.bsky.social
(AL-va) Novelty oversized girlfriend. Proud parent to Spicy Fruit Toast, a small tortoiseshell cat. I like to build and paint tiny spacemen 🏳️‍⚧️ she/her
My husband-in-law has this weird technique for folding fitted sheets that makes it look like he’s performing a magic trick. Like I honestly expect him to throw his hands up when he’s done and for the sheet to turn into a flock of doves
November 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Can’t help but notice I’m not one of the trans women either of you are having lunch with! 😤
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
For a second I was like “hmm boats are cool but yeah some WWII ones would be a bit probbo yeah”
October 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
My favourite one of these was someone complaining that their shelves were flimsy because they bent one back on itself over and over until it snapped. I would simply not do that to my shelves
October 23, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I remember loving Exit Through the Gift Shop when I first watched it (though that was a long time ago now so idk how well it holds up)
October 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Crunchie. Crunch crunch crunch
October 17, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Even Grookey?!?
October 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Hell yeag, I fucking hate that song too
October 13, 2025 at 7:08 AM
The only slop I recognise is what hogs eat
October 12, 2025 at 8:21 AM
an abandoned five star hotel that I think is just an amalgamation of all the hotels I’ve ever seen in movies
October 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Not me (I’m 37)
September 30, 2025 at 10:59 AM