Mr Smith
@toastkid.bsky.social
Or Elon. Or Miller. Or Fuentes. A cluster of sphincters.
December 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Or Elon. Or Miller. Or Fuentes. A cluster of sphincters.
...an no visa for you!
December 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
...an no visa for you!
It's hard to take seriously a country that has cowboy hats as formal wear.
December 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
It's hard to take seriously a country that has cowboy hats as formal wear.
Read that as Matt Berry. A very different vibe
December 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Read that as Matt Berry. A very different vibe
Watched Face The Music. It was from another era altogether! Apparently in my lifetime 😱
December 2, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Watched Face The Music. It was from another era altogether! Apparently in my lifetime 😱
You need to talk to him to discover a side quest
December 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
You need to talk to him to discover a side quest
I may have to be replicated by AI to make sure. Another 50 years at least I reckon before I can tolerate being that close to the middle of the road.
November 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I may have to be replicated by AI to make sure. Another 50 years at least I reckon before I can tolerate being that close to the middle of the road.
I'm 57 and I hope to live to be old enough that I can tolerate Coldplay.
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I'm 57 and I hope to live to be old enough that I can tolerate Coldplay.
Are The French in the room with us right now?
November 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Are The French in the room with us right now?
Pete's medals are always in the correct row order.
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Pete's medals are always in the correct row order.
These are my people. We could be friends
November 23, 2025 at 8:24 AM
These are my people. We could be friends
Like Gaelic football. No transfers and you play with the same people for your entire career
November 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Like Gaelic football. No transfers and you play with the same people for your entire career
Did you put it in the wrong way up?
November 21, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Did you put it in the wrong way up?
Artificial Sycophancy
November 20, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Artificial Sycophancy
A great venue that has had so many bands. Lived in the next street the year after this and was there 3 or 4 times a week. Saw Manics with Richie and so many others.
November 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
A great venue that has had so many bands. Lived in the next street the year after this and was there 3 or 4 times a week. Saw Manics with Richie and so many others.
Black, black cat planet!
November 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Black, black cat planet!
Oh Denzil you have broken my hat!
Named my cats Denzil and Gwynedd..
Named my cats Denzil and Gwynedd..
November 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Oh Denzil you have broken my hat!
Named my cats Denzil and Gwynedd..
Named my cats Denzil and Gwynedd..
Same size as his ego
November 13, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Same size as his ego
Nocturnal chemtrails I expect
November 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Nocturnal chemtrails I expect
Except one smells like vomit
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Except one smells like vomit
007/Bond is a job title not a person. Just wheel in the next incumbent. They were happy to replace 007 in previous films when he was out of action/pissed.
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
007/Bond is a job title not a person. Just wheel in the next incumbent. They were happy to replace 007 in previous films when he was out of action/pissed.