Toast in the shell
@toastintheshell.bsky.social
Unforgivable 😭 this is why we can't have nice things
June 22, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Unforgivable 😭 this is why we can't have nice things
Okay, so I just got back from the pub and went online. What have I missed? Tldr for this poor drunk soul pls
June 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Okay, so I just got back from the pub and went online. What have I missed? Tldr for this poor drunk soul pls
Not really, got to get working on something and soon.
June 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Not really, got to get working on something and soon.
Sauron the goat? I like that. Fitting.
May 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Sauron the goat? I like that. Fitting.
It's a good picture, to be fair.
May 9, 2025 at 4:36 AM
It's a good picture, to be fair.
They should put doors on them. Actually, no, it's better this way.
May 7, 2025 at 8:46 AM
They should put doors on them. Actually, no, it's better this way.
Damn, that's a lot for a country with an inverse population pyramid
April 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Damn, that's a lot for a country with an inverse population pyramid
I'm actually not amazed at all
April 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I'm actually not amazed at all
I'm sick of these bloody French and their stupid fish
April 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I'm sick of these bloody French and their stupid fish
Haha thanks for sharing fella, made me chuckle. Off for a big mac now brb.
April 13, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Haha thanks for sharing fella, made me chuckle. Off for a big mac now brb.
That's the minors that will build the phones, not the miners.
April 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
That's the minors that will build the phones, not the miners.
Yes, Trump has always wanted that pipeline open and kept asking Germany to build it 🙄
March 23, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Yes, Trump has always wanted that pipeline open and kept asking Germany to build it 🙄
Ah shit, wrong goalkeeper on the bench 😬
March 8, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Ah shit, wrong goalkeeper on the bench 😬
I had to Wildcard too! Palmer captain buddies, good luck.
March 8, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I had to Wildcard too! Palmer captain buddies, good luck.
Enjoyed listening to you on the radio this morning Steve 📻❤️
March 1, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Enjoyed listening to you on the radio this morning Steve 📻❤️
Halle Berry's second-best role after Catwoman for sure.
February 25, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Halle Berry's second-best role after Catwoman for sure.
Yeah it's been a shit decade for us, not much to cheer about. Pandemic and recession and war in Europe again. It could be so much worse though so chin up and all that. And I may like Boris, but your profile pic is still brilliant!
February 15, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Yeah it's been a shit decade for us, not much to cheer about. Pandemic and recession and war in Europe again. It could be so much worse though so chin up and all that. And I may like Boris, but your profile pic is still brilliant!
I like that he was the first to jump at the Russian invasion. Remember Germany with the 5,000 helmets and the EU clueless how to react? Honestly believe he forced the rest of us to follow his lead (except my Ireland, we've still done fuck-all). 3 streets named after him in Ukraine already.
February 15, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I like that he was the first to jump at the Russian invasion. Remember Germany with the 5,000 helmets and the EU clueless how to react? Honestly believe he forced the rest of us to follow his lead (except my Ireland, we've still done fuck-all). 3 streets named after him in Ukraine already.
Can we just get rid of them already. Why the fuck do we have to give them EU funds every year?
February 15, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Can we just get rid of them already. Why the fuck do we have to give them EU funds every year?
I share Boris' sentiment. People should relax. It's okay to hate Trump, but this might be the 'off' Putin needs. Of course, anything other than getting strung up like Mussolini will be of great disappointment, but the war ending in Ukraine's favour would be better.
February 15, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I share Boris' sentiment. People should relax. It's okay to hate Trump, but this might be the 'off' Putin needs. Of course, anything other than getting strung up like Mussolini will be of great disappointment, but the war ending in Ukraine's favour would be better.
Respectfully disagree. Everyone that has come after him has been worse. I'd rate him middle to low, but not terrible.
February 15, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Respectfully disagree. Everyone that has come after him has been worse. I'd rate him middle to low, but not terrible.
Ah, I cannot, unless I take a 4 point hit and remove Salah, Gapko or TAA 🥴 Too much stress for a Friday.
January 31, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Ah, I cannot, unless I take a 4 point hit and remove Salah, Gapko or TAA 🥴 Too much stress for a Friday.
Merci buckets mon aimée
January 31, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Merci buckets mon aimée