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March 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
r/browsers misses the point yet again!
February 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Ecstasy.
February 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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February 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
take THAT democrats! Instead of having money being spent on a specific purpose that makes the money go to a good thing, we're just going to make the problem worse!
February 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I love when people reply to posts with "I don't care" it really just proves that people think that engaging with every post they see on their feed should take precedent of just understanding that something not mattering to you matters just as little to you as the thing you're commenting on.
February 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
For but a moment, you were all I knew. I felt as if a doorway in my mind I either forgot about or never knew opened. Inside was the knowledge that simply being there was enough. That if I could spend the rest of my life with you, I would do it.
February 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
And yet, you go on.
February 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Naught to naught. No way of ending with more than you started with. All else fades on the stage of your (remarkably eventful) life. You take the hand of whomever you managed to con into coming to your hospital bed, you breathe your last... and you stop. How does it feel?
February 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
If I start smoking, it'll be for the ✨ a e s t h e t i c ✨. Not for the addictive pleasure of breathing deep in, and slowly out.
February 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“It’s so over for PC gamers man.”
February 17, 2025 at 4:04 AM
My only wish is contentedness with the continuity I am placed in.
February 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
To end is to begin.
February 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Every time I think of the dramatic space opera I wish I could be on I get really sad and try to not think about it any more.
February 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Accusations don't dispel themselves. If left untouched, those accusations will become 'fact' and will permanent stain on your reputation.
February 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Too much of a coward to post this on main.
The human tendency of being 'savvy' and deciding you shouldn't pay for the things you use will kill all we value.
February 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The human tendency of being 'savvy' and deciding you shouldn't pay for the things you use will kill all we value.
February 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Gonna be honest,
not into bondage.
- Toast randomly to itself last night.
February 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Anyone who uses their phone in anything but silent mode is a psychopath. Your phone is practically grafted to you and you need to have it make noise when a notification appears?
February 7, 2025 at 2:26 AM
do YOU want a FEDERATED version of the website you LOVE or HATE?
NO?
TOO BAD. ANY TIME A CRITIQUE OF YOUR PLATFORM OF CHOICE COMES UP, THAT FEDERATED VERSION WILL BE MENTIONED AND YOU'LL HAVE TO POINT TO ALL THE SHIT THAT MAKES IT WORSE THAN JUST IMPALING YOURSELF ON YOUR NEAREST GOTHIC FENCE.
February 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I think you should actively want me to stay away from these things, not only because I'd be training to go from being a way below average fitness person to become a normal fitness person, but also because I'm not going to die for you. I don't love you or your arbitrary piece of land enough to do so.
February 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I want a girlfriend.
February 6, 2025 at 5:40 AM
You’re not allowed to freak out until I start trying things. When I’ve broken the mental barrier in my head where self-preservation has left the building, you can call the police or whatever you want.
February 6, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Being on this end of self harm is the equivalent to standing in a skate park, leaning against the wall and calling yourself a skater. You’re perfectly capable of skating, you’re just too much of a coward to get in the half-pipe.
February 6, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Patriotism seems like a dangerous trait to make decisions based on.
February 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM