Weeee!
It’s like if our parents’ livelihood was the fun part of the rollercoaster!

Welp the stock market opens in 3 minutes. This should be fun 🙄 … Why is he like this?

I checked Trump’s TruthSocial feed and saw, in this exact order:

- 3 consecutive MyPillow ads
- Trump posting a self-promo pic
- A mypillow ad
- A Trump self-promo pic
- A mypillow ad
- A Trump self-promo pic
- A mypillow ad
- A Trump self-promo pic

It’s *wild* that this is real life

So, @leonneal.com I don’t think I recall ever even noticing a photographer’s credit, much less reaching out to one. But I gotta tell you — this picture hit me. I didn’t even need the accompanying article. This photo told the whole story. Great work. RIP Ozzy 😢🤘

I gotchu buddy

Why does this advice sound more like a veiled threat?

Trump’s latest distraction from the Epstein debacle: Starting a fight with Rosie O’Donnell

Just made this and can’t think of a caption. Any ideas?

This is a clear sign that we should probably keep talking about Epstein

So let me get this straight:
Superman arriving on Earth as a baby with no documents, no parents, from a hostile planet… is somehow an orphan but not an immigrant? 🤨🤔
Congrats! You just accidentally made a great case for asylum law.

That’s so unhinged 😳😂😂

Remember when it wasn’t normal behavior for the President of the United States to commemorate holidays with questionably racist shitposts on social media? … because I do