ToadTheHalibut
@toadthehalibut.bsky.social
I lurk. I remain the fastest block in the west.
Öats are güd to-day
November 22, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Öats are güd to-day
Something something egg
November 22, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Something something egg
I hope it is 24-hour cage matches where we plebes can fight for sandwich scraps
November 20, 2024 at 10:37 PM
I hope it is 24-hour cage matches where we plebes can fight for sandwich scraps
I hope it’s like the singing bear from splash mountain
November 20, 2024 at 9:59 PM
I hope it’s like the singing bear from splash mountain
“Wow _Toad_ even for you? That was bad.”
November 20, 2024 at 7:56 PM
“Wow _Toad_ even for you? That was bad.”
he’s out getting them Gaetz brows that hover over his head like a cartoon cat
November 20, 2024 at 5:30 PM
he’s out getting them Gaetz brows that hover over his head like a cartoon cat
like they really needed to work a k or an e into that acronym I feel
November 20, 2024 at 4:28 AM
like they really needed to work a k or an e into that acronym I feel
there’s a pun here on flying high but I can’t get there it’s too late here and I am an old
November 20, 2024 at 4:19 AM
there’s a pun here on flying high but I can’t get there it’s too late here and I am an old
this is the good and proper thing to do
November 20, 2024 at 4:10 AM
this is the good and proper thing to do
I was hoping for that position
November 20, 2024 at 4:08 AM
I was hoping for that position
Right in front of my [space rocket]?!
November 20, 2024 at 4:08 AM
Right in front of my [space rocket]?!
this is how I find out Babylon bee has been trying to be funny this whole time
November 19, 2024 at 11:50 PM
this is how I find out Babylon bee has been trying to be funny this whole time
I thought you were joking let me out of this timeline
November 19, 2024 at 9:15 PM
I thought you were joking let me out of this timeline