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@toadoracle.bsky.social
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29. they/them. 🔞NSFW and Dead Dove🪦🕊️🔞 mostly Arcane 🦋⚙️ and Hannibal/HEU 🌈🍖. incidental BG3, CoD, X-Men, JJBA, Witcher, and general horror. Fantasy dildo enthusiast. minors DNI please.
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A label on a tub of ice cream that reads "Cheam Creems" instead of cream cheese
August 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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the apple trend is so fitting for these two 👌🏻
Mads Mikkelsen as Tristan in the film King Arthur. He is eating a slice of apple off his knife.
August 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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I'm sorry you're having a bad time 🫂
A photo of a wooden picnic table in a very green clearing in the woods. The overlaid text reads: "no longer accepting dms, you'll have to communicate with me via mycelium network" A photo of a frog absolutely slathered in mud. The caption reads: "Unbothered. Wet. Happy. In my goop. Slopped up. Squelching."
July 31, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Hannibal Lecter and Will Graham sitting across from one another during a therapy session
July 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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They have joined my Hannibal pin shrine :)
A banner displaying my collection of (mostly) Hannibal themed-pins
July 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Hannibal pin and sticker by @vorpaelyzis.art arrived safe and sound!
Top: a metal pin designed to look like an envelope and post card spattered with blood. The envelope's flap says "Eat the Rude" with a human heart below it, and the post card shows Hannibal Lecter and Will Graham doing murder husband things. Bottom: a holographic sticker of Hannibal as a cat 😺
July 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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I made this at 6:30 this morning, in case anyone was wondering what I think about immediately upon waking

CW mentioned mpreg
In the foreground is Season 2 Jayce Talis (filthy and haggard edition). The text bubble above him says, "'Good thing I'm a boy and cant get pregnant' I said." In the background is Arcane Herald Viktor, looming ominously at the end of a hastily sketched hallway. The text bubble above him says, "'Hello' said the boy impregnator."
July 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Anyway I'm very much feeling like this right now:
A commonly memed scene from the movie Brother Bear. Panel 1: An elderly bear says, "This year, I lost my dear husband, Edgar." Panel 2: From off-screen, Edgar shouts, "Quit telling everyone I'm dead!" Panel 3: The elderly bear says, "Sometimes I can still hear his voice."
June 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Hoooooooly shit
Wide eyed blushing emoji
June 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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if you see this post, your flags ✨
Bisexual flag. Stripe colors from top to bottom: pink, purple, blue Trans flag. Stripe colors from top to bottom: blue, pink, white, pink, blue Genderqueer flag. Stripe colors from top to bottom: purple, white, green An alternate version of the androgyne flag. Stripe colors from top to bottom: gray, blue, gray, pink, gray
June 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Hoooooooly shit
giant wide-eyed mega flush emoji
June 9, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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Bonus:
A pair of flies getting nasty on the hood of a white pickup truck
May 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Some pics from work today. All the recent rain has resulted in an abundance of mushrooms.
A brown oak leaf and brown pine needles on the forest floor with their edges covered in small white growths, possibly a type of slime mold A jelly-like translucent white fungus (snow fungus) growing on a rotting log A trio of brightly colored mushrooms. They are red at the center of the caps and fade to orange at the edges. Likely Genus Amanita. Redring milkweed, one of the most delightfully orb-shaped flowers in existence. They look like perfect spheres made up of tiny white flowers.
May 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Omg that looks amazing. I've wanted to make these for ages but haven't gotten around to it. They're my favorite part of any ramen. Also, eating them makes me feel like one of those egg-eating snakes.
An egg-eating snake doing what it does best (eating an egg).
May 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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I'm with Hannibal on this one. They look very pettable.
Hannibal Lecter (Mads Mikkelsen) petting a sheep
May 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Jayce in the astral plane with a speech bubble that makes it look like he's dying the quoted post
May 18, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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I maintain that he has strong planarian vibes
Behold, the Planarian Herald: Arcane Herald Viktor with the face of a planarian overlaid over his face.
May 14, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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"The bill narrowly passed the House Committee on State Agencies and Governmental Affairs on Tuesday after 14 people spoke against it and no member of the public spoke for it." oh come ON
Senate Bill 486 would allow Arkansans to sue for damages if they encounter someone in a bathroom, changing room, shelter or correctional facility who does not align with the “designated sex” of the restroom. The bill narrowly passed the House Committee on State Agencies and Governmental Affairs on Tuesday after 14 people spoke against it and no member of the public spoke for it.
April 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Was in [name of closest city] today for a doctor's appointment and decided to stop by the record store there before heading home. I'm glad I did because I snagged this absolute banger.
A record titled "Sounds of North American Frogs: The Biological Significance of Voice in Frogs." The sleeve is green and has a black and white illustrated frog next to a set of concentric circles indicating sound ripples.
April 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Viktor chest hair my beloved
Giant wide-eyed blushing-face emoji
April 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Very pleased that my pins and keychain from @mapurl.bsky.social arrived earlier this week!
2 enamel pins. Left pin shows cosmic JayVik smooching as they both hold Jayce's rune and prepare to destroy it. Right pin shows half of Viktor face and half of the Arcane Herald's face. A transparent keychain depicting Arcane Herald Viktor in the style of stained glass. I held it in front of a lamp to show off the colors better :)
April 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Art prints and stickers from @shadycryptid.bsky.social :)))))
3 art prints depicting Viktor and Jayce from Arcane/LoL. Center is a larger art print depicting MH Viktor and some weird fishes. Left is a small print with Arcane Herald Viktor and post-chasm Jayce overlaid with puzzle pieces showing their younger versions. Right is a small print with Viktor overlaid with pieces of his Machine Herald form. 2 stickers. Left is an irritated-looking Machine Herald with the caption AUTISM. right is Jayce Giopara hunched over in the froggy chair.
April 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Oooooh I've been enlightened
The galaxy brain image - blue guy with rays of light coming out of his head
April 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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More pics from today, featuring my lunch spot and my new boots
A dogwood tree in bloom photographed from below with a backdrop of a pine tree and the blue sky behind it. A person sitting on the tailgate of a white truck with their feet kicked up and legs crossed. In the background is a gravel road with a creek crossing and some forest.
April 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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It was a gorgeous day for fieldwork today even though the abundance of pollen was making me cough and sneeze
A patch of fern fronds unfurling from the forest floor A clear creek with a rocky bottom flowing through a forest. The surrounding trees are beginning to leaf out for spring. A dwarf crested iris, a pale purple flower with small markings in dark purple, yellow, and white. A small green plant popping up out of the pine needle litter and unfurling its leaves. Possibly a rattlesnake fern.
April 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM