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donald trump you fat ugly mother fucker
December 20, 2025 at 2:04 PM
always shouting death to ICE
December 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
texting my mom that i’m sick and throwing up and don’t feel good wishing she could take care of me
December 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
what a beautiful day to love your friends with your whole heart
December 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
men literally ruin the world any chance they get
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
me after i realize death doesn’t discriminate between the sinners and the saints, it takes and it takes
November 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
talk to you later, radiolab is on WPR
November 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
still at this damn restaurant
October 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
doing my favorite thing today, making more group chats with my friends
October 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
i’m too real for these fake asses
October 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
blowing all my smoke into my ps5 so she can get high too
September 28, 2025 at 5:09 AM
happy 3 years mamacita
September 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
11 pm and my night has just begun
September 24, 2025 at 4:04 AM
damn, that was 7 summers ago
August 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
i’m the caulk queen (self leveling only)
August 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
having dj x play at my wedding
August 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
🫩
August 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
whenever i see a pair of best friends im like thats me and leslie
August 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
life is good patiently waiting for my gf to bring me breakfast
August 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
so glad to be rotting on my couch
August 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
life is really is all about girlhood and friendship 💜
July 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
this weekend was a dream
July 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
happy fourth birthday to beanie
July 24, 2025 at 5:21 AM
stuck on the floor
July 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM