I love the utterly disgusting hovel he lives in.
December 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I love the utterly disgusting hovel he lives in.
Let's make it look like a UN summit.
December 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Let's make it look like a UN summit.
I don't use Spotify very often, so it tends to think my "favorite" song of the year is some random thing they keep slipping into my discovery feeds even though I don't really like it.
December 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I don't use Spotify very often, so it tends to think my "favorite" song of the year is some random thing they keep slipping into my discovery feeds even though I don't really like it.
Blakeney would get a cool robotic arm.
November 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Blakeney would get a cool robotic arm.
*monkey paws clenches into fist with a deafening symphony of cracking knuckles*
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
*monkey paws clenches into fist with a deafening symphony of cracking knuckles*
Iron Brooch has saved my bacon a few times.
October 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Iron Brooch has saved my bacon a few times.
Best I could come up with is "Goodbye" by Apparat and only because it's one of the saddest songs I know of.
October 20, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Best I could come up with is "Goodbye" by Apparat and only because it's one of the saddest songs I know of.
Anyone taking a position against chicken tikka masala is my mortal enemy.
October 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Anyone taking a position against chicken tikka masala is my mortal enemy.
Petition to rename the "Streisand effect" to the "Jesse's nose cut effect."
October 13, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Petition to rename the "Streisand effect" to the "Jesse's nose cut effect."
That explains why autism only seems to show up in the US and Middle East.
October 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
That explains why autism only seems to show up in the US and Middle East.
Right? And every so often you come across a far right Trekkie and it always short circuits my brain.
October 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Right? And every so often you come across a far right Trekkie and it always short circuits my brain.
My nerd heart is enraged at the AUDACITY to wear Sylvester McCoy's Dr Who sweater as if he is somehow worthy of it. Especially when the man himself came out to protest whe Trump visited.
October 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
My nerd heart is enraged at the AUDACITY to wear Sylvester McCoy's Dr Who sweater as if he is somehow worthy of it. Especially when the man himself came out to protest whe Trump visited.
This is what happens if you're late checking out.
a man in a military uniform is standing in a room with snow falling around him
Alt: Judge Dredd standing in front of a broken window with pieces of glass flying through the air.
media.tenor.com
September 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
This is what happens if you're late checking out.
Did they advertise the overwhelming "liminal space" energy?
September 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Did they advertise the overwhelming "liminal space" energy?
Man, ninjas were so good at their jobs, people now doubt they even existed. Next level stuff.
September 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Man, ninjas were so good at their jobs, people now doubt they even existed. Next level stuff.
Now, where can a guy find 4 Gwyneth Paltrows?
September 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Now, where can a guy find 4 Gwyneth Paltrows?
He wanted you to have this when you were old enough. *sends link to meme generator*
September 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
He wanted you to have this when you were old enough. *sends link to meme generator*
They've gotta have some gnarly lungs from all the pipeweed.
September 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
They've gotta have some gnarly lungs from all the pipeweed.