Please.

Give it a couple months. It will be an actual headline.

Put "pedo" under that and we would have a banger.

Carrie never dealt with the fact that she never got invited to the sleepovers and the one time she did it took days to get the market off her face and the freezer burn ruined her best delicates. The thing that did it in was the prom.

It really feels like the big lead paint removal campaign in the 70s missed some.

Nah. It was burning too much when it touched her skin. The smoke from the demon flesh couldn't be tamed.

Okay, so this reads like a headline for The Onion, but it's not. I always have to check and see who posted something these days. You never know with these clowns; parody headlines are now real. It's like "what would happen if Monty Python, Mr Bean, Benny Hill and the 3 Stooges were leaders"

This could honestly be a legit headline. With the sub mast reading "the increased head coverage camouflages the growing horns"

I can't even put my comments about her here because 1) I was taught to be a gentleman and no matter how horrid there are certain things you don't say about a female (I won't say lady because that can insinuate some sort of class) 2) I would most definitely get banned

Can someone check on @maddow.msnbc.com cause you know her fingers hurt from retyping the whole show for tonight. Get her some water.

Loving the app so far. Also glad you showed Cuban's site. There are a lot of cool sites there.

So to properly phrase this, Mexico demanded they be allowed to reduce the number of troops and trump conceded.

Ohhellyeah.

Is it just me or does little Johnson look like he's the nerd trying to hang with the big crowd in HS. Side note, we are looking at the HS kids that never really accomplished anything after graduation; they just sit around and talk about how great they were.